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I'd like to meet:

people who play games and hurt me people who like to steal my things people who want to sell me something UNDERACHIEVERS people who don't invite me FREAKEROUTERS people that have that video game control with the fan on it so your hand doesn't get all hot even if you play tekken for 8 hours straight nice persons SLUTS dancefloor whores that only wear spandex and can't keep a beat grilled cheese sandwich people who really want me to come to their fucking stupid party and pretend like i am having fun so other people think its cool the informer hot jewish men people who have big wieners weirdos with weird ear fetishes back stabbers RACOONS! people who wear too much makeup and think they look sexy people who buy oranges and never eat them letting them rot on the counter snow two-timers cute boys who are into robots cuddling and boobies ugly future ex-boyfriends people with fucking ugly tattoos ugly ex-girlfriends people whose fingers are stained orange from too many cheetos people who make me cry a lot people who think that memorizing quotes and reading makes you smarter than everyone else echte liebe 900 thread count duvet cover smelly people a laffy taffy joke writer rich persons some one who will pay me to hang out with them really really dumb people a time machine honest people people who put Z's on the end of every word cuz their vernacular sukz famous people who are really really rude just cause they are famous really weird esoteric people who want to tell me about the future , the zodiac and so on little baby socks drunk dudes people that think that if they move to berlin they will magically be transformed into cool people that will give me things for free someone that i can spend the rest of my days with doing it laughing and making goat cheese in the alps ten million euros lifebloodsuckerouters people with commitment issues people with low moral standing YOU girls with no boobs someone who will play streetfighter 2 with me without clothes on people who use me (doesn't matter how) RIMJOB! puppies people who finally realized that their dreadlocks where nasty and cut that shit off hand dipped corn dogs people who are so drunk they can't remember my name people who have power tools that i can borrow people with little or no motivation people who dont want to be my boyfriend and just want to bone me all the time people who value my opinion more than their own lovebirds someone that will hem my pants cause they are all too long hot dogs people who look in my medicine cabinet when they are in my bathroom cokeheads people who dont write me back an avocado tree my new maid curly haired boys someone with a pool that they will let me swim in without having to hangout with them THICK SOCKS people who own lizards the love of my life people who never want to do anything fun like go outside people who say maybe instead of yes or no jealous little girls someone who i can take a bath with without it being at all uncomfortable MANIPULATORS kittens-> spraygraphic!