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About Me

www.jonessoda.com/gallery/view.php?ID=843962
Okay, so, there is one thing that anyone who's anyone needs to know about me: I am incredibly anal about my car. I don't care who you are; if I am giving you a ride in my car, then you should respect it. I'm not saying that you have to like, wipe your feet off when you get in, just don't rub your ass against the side of the car if you have keys on your belt (Abby). Don't write on the windows if they have condensation on them... I have to clean that. And when you get out, open the door all the way (if you can) and step on the ground instead of on the ground effect. That thing is plastic, people; it doesn't support your weight. Even if you're like Ali and you only weigh 90 pounds, it still won't support your weight.
At the end of the game, the king and the pawn go into the same box.
I love smoke. Smoke is beautiful. There should be more smoke in the world. But less smoking.
I am the Pwnage, Bitches.
Fuck it, I'm done trying. Again. x2.
I'm not crazy; I'm just a little unwell.
So yeah. Thought this one was pretty funny.
HyPeRnEsSrOx009: how wude, lol
Yo soy el Warg: wude?
HyPeRnEsSrOx009: wude as in rude
HyPeRnEsSrOx009: duh, lol
Yo soy el Warg: hey there Fudd.
HyPeRnEsSrOx009: fudd?
Yo soy el Warg: Nevermind...
HyPeRnEsSrOx009: otay then
Yo soy el Warg: So yeah. I'm lighting up incense.
Yo soy el Warg: STOP DOING THAT
Yo soy el Warg: And by incense I mean druuuugs...
HyPeRnEsSrOx009: lighting up with what and stop what???
Yo soy el Warg: And by "druuuugs" I mean incense.
HyPeRnEsSrOx009: what???
Yo soy el Warg: And by incense, I mean incense.
HyPeRnEsSrOx009: i dont understand what ur trying to say
Yo soy el Warg: You're asian and you don't know what incense are?
HyPeRnEsSrOx009: no didnt you just say it was a drug???

My Interests

I don't know what my interests are.

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet Coovert's wife to expose that she's really a blow-up doll. I would also like to meet Riley. Again. Because the first time I met Riley, he punched me. Nevermind, I don't want to meet Riley again.
It took me so long to click the right answers to get this little box:

Am I cool or uncool? [CLICK] You are Super-Cool !
Woah! Step back - the future's so bright for you it's blinding me! You are the coolest of the cool. Everyone looks up to you as the benchmark for being coooool. The fonze was your grandfather. Any cooler and you'd freeze! WOO it's chilly in here.
Cool quizzes at Go-Quiz.com

adopt your own virtual pet! For some reason, I always want an orca to come eat this poor little guy every time he falls in.
If you can name this one, I'll also give you a dollar: Gotta make a plan/ Gotta do what's right/ Can't run around in circles/ If you wanna build a life/ But I don't wanna make a plan/ For a day far away/ While I'm young and while I'm able/ All I wanna do is...
Alyssa1929: dude, if you put an "m" at the end of your name ... like and it was "markasm" it kinda looks like a cousin of "orgasm"

Music:

I FAVOR ALL KINDS OF MUSIC, except these genres: Rap, Country, and other shitty forms of random people trying to create something that sounds good but ultimately fail at their career and life and end up working at Mcdonald's and "living the American dream" by sharing a duplex. I changed my mind about rap actually. After countless hours of San Andreas, there's some classics I can't not listen to. Express yo'self! And this: If you could see inside my head/ Then you'd start to understand/ The things I value in my heart. If you know where this is from, I'll totally give you a dollar. But don't just go Google it; that would be a bitch move.

Movies:

Movies? Movies; I don't know. Movies are cool. I like to watch them? Man fuck this section. It's a bitch.Favorite movies: (In progress) Batman (Close second to Returns.) Batman Returns (Definitely awesome. Best of them all.) Batman Forever (Wasn't the best.) Batman and Robin (This one straight-up wasn't good.) Batman Begins (Very, very close third.) No longer in any order: Pulp Fiction Boondock Saints The Godfather American History X Donnie Darko The whole Terminator series. Hell, action movies with the Governator are all awesome. The Cat from Outer Space This is a straight-up classic, folks. If you haven't seen this movie, I want nothing to do with you. American Pie I know this movie will be a classic some day. Office Space All Kevin Smith films. Save Jersey Girl. We do not speak of that abomination. Speed In honor of Connor. The Nightmare Before Christmas I have loved this movie since way back when it was first released on VHS. I remember getting a copy of it for my birthday one year. Any and all Austin Powers movies. They're great.

Television:

Heroes, Simpsons, Family Guy, Futurama, News.

Books:

Ok, I like guns and stuff, and action movies are great, but Tom Clancy novels have to be the most boring shit ever. Childhood Favorites: The Yearling Where the Red Fern Grows Tangerine Crusader Breaking Point Breathing Underwater

Heroes:

Caitie, you are my hero:
xLiCeNsE2ThRiLLx: cuz... i havent had a bf since last year
xLiCeNsE2ThRiLLx: haha
xLiCeNsE2ThRiLLx: but i dont really care, i just like making out with guys
Yo soy el Warg: woooow
xLiCeNsE2ThRiLLx: *cute guys
Caitie M, you are also my hero. For undisclosed reasons. Actually, it's just because you do so many heroic things that I have not the time to list them all.Can you have a hero who you also pity at the same time?

My Blog

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Ever feel on top of the world?I certainly do. Right now. This very moment.I wrote about this once; I wrote about this very feeling. How people live for it. It's what they strive for.Shizz, I just hear...
Posted by Markas on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 01:31:00 PST

Jones Soda

So, I took a picture of this cat, right? Well, the story is better explained on this website; vote for me, I'll really appreciate it: http://www.jon...
Posted by Markas on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 07:03:00 PST

Way to go, life.

Well, life stopped sucking for a while. I'm not sure how long it's going to continue its lack of suckage, but for the moment it has definitely gained my general approval. I mean, it's been pretty bad ...
Posted by Markas on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 11:42:00 PST

Oh, that bitch!

Alright, so, if you're anything like me, then you associate cars with people who you have known rather well. I mean, not like, "That guy is badass. He reminds me of a '70 Challenger T/A with a 440&nbs...
Posted by Markas on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 10:13:00 PST

Bitches

HEY! To all you bitches who bitch all the time: quit your bitching. Unless I care. Then you may bitch. Or if I start bitching first, then the flood gates are open because I'm obviously in the mood for...
Posted by Markas on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 01:03:00 PST

What a bitch.

Pay no mind to my "current mood," I just wanted to see what the smiley was for dirty. Anywho, I just wanted to reiterate to anyone who doesn't already understand how much of a bitch my mom is. Serious...
Posted by Markas on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 12:12:00 PST

I just had this incredibly fucked up dream...

Ok, so; background first of all. I came home today after being at the newspaper until about 4:30ish, but I didn't get home until close to five because I had to bring a camera to Natalie's house and th...
Posted by Markas on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 12:36:00 PST

Shocking.

So ever since I got shocked by this battery charger the other day I've had really weird dreams. I had one about stolen car wheels, one about not studying for the SAT, and a last one about a camera or ...
Posted by Markas on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 12:34:00 PST

I looked at it today.

Well everybody, I checked up on my myspace today. If anyone left me anything other than bullshit, I apologize for you maybe thinking that I meant that you are bullshit. But no, only one person leaves ...
Posted by Markas on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Myspace whores

There are some people out there who post way too much. You know who you are, and I'm writing this just to say: nobody likes a myspace whore. Posting over and over doesn't make you cool, and it never w...
Posted by Markas on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST