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Becky

About Me

25, finished a Drama degree almost a year ago, and i want to be a ninja...Let's face it, it's never going to happen... I also want to be an actress. So if you need me, just call me, and i'll be there, i sing too, and tell jokes, and have a sultry voice, and can do many an accent, and dance like a hobo who's dancin' for food, oh, and if you turn the key in my back, i bark 5 times then do a back flip then bark again AND wag my tail, all at the same time....No, really, i'd do anything rather than scan for a living!!My friends say i'm highly sexed, a change of batteries every other day is a bad thing? My friends say i have a great rack (BAM!) My friends say i can draw a bit and have a nice way with people, i don't really know what that means though, maybe it's because i lend them money, maybe it's because i'm too easily fooled but i think it means i should be more aloof! However my friends say it's better to be boring and have company than to be lonely and mysterious. My friends also say i am a geek, and that i need to give up the crack, but i am a lady who is not for turning! I say to my self, usually, that i should stop all the bloody crying and put the midget down. I seldom listen.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People with big noses, love it, love it too much, all up in my face. Anyone who looks like russell brand or paul Kaye or Naveen Andrews. Also, Dylan Morran, Adrien Brody, Judi Dench, Ricky Gervais, and of course Fatman Scoop.


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And Will Ferrell, and yes i do have a dirty whorish mouth!

My Blog

Naked... nicked from Jims!

NOWIs your hair up?:Too shourt..., but up in the air yes.  Like my hero Russell brand.Is your phone right beside you?:In my bag as usual.Do you have a bf/ gf?:Yep *blush*Do you wish you were some...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 18:35:00 GMT

lucky there's a family guy...

I have just had a thought of a profound nature... I have not slept well in about 2 weeks, so am very tired. Family issues have been rife of late, as everyone seems to be falling apart. It was sunny, n...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 15:45:00 GMT

The queen of the buttons and her journey into light...

 I have a friend who is made of badges. Buttons. She is covered from head to toe in causes and declarations and shimmering colours, and she walks around town with a hole in her shoe, uncaring bef...
Posted by on Tue, 29 May 2007 12:32:00 GMT

Look! Up there in the sky...

My friend Martin and I had an amusing conversation about 2 months ago, about how much we want to be heroes.We went into depths of fantasy, indulging in every fancy thing we'd do, powers we'd have, liv...
Posted by on Thu, 17 May 2007 15:15:00 GMT

A list of all the horrors in the virtual mirror...

I woke up in an empty house and had issues with myself. My nose is crooked. I have bags under my eyes. A bruise from being kicked. A bruise from being protected. One fake tan-line, faint on my neck. M...
Posted by on Mon, 14 May 2007 13:10:00 GMT

But now they only block the sun, they rain and snow on everyone...

Isn't it funny how the rain changes everything? Two days ago when it was sunny, no one in my life had a care. I felt light, care-free and shimmery, and my tan wasn't looking too bad, even though it wa...
Posted by on Wed, 09 May 2007 10:33:00 GMT

Woke up thinking of bugs... bunny that is.

Once upon a time... There was a sleek black rabbit who lived in a house in a quiet part of town.  She had brown eyes and a warm pink nose, and one foot with a soft grey patch of fur, soft like&n...
Posted by on Wed, 02 May 2007 11:53:00 GMT

A change of direction, to the right maybe?

Ok, so Bex is a bit crazed no? Mentally ill sometimes? Cruel to people who fancy her? Riddled with OCD? Wears red shoes with a cream outfit, or while she graduates, to the disapproval of her friends? ...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 11:17:00 GMT

Neutering The Ex...

Anyone who loves me, knows my eternal regard for Martin (I'm so big and Manly) McGarrieee. This man has written a blog so pertinent and relevant that i laughed so much, Denise thought i'd had a seizur...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 06:02:00 GMT

A warning...

Children, you all know what a nosey bitch I am, and how silly and ridiculous i can be.  A warning, now, for you all, from this silly girl. Never stalk. Myspace is ugly. Really ugly. Lol. Ri...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 13:03:00 GMT