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"Just to warn you, it's dodgy" Tim Bearder, BBC Radio OxfordCAPTAIN COCK
Special powers - shouting filth at extreme volume
Weakness - always falls asleep by midnight (but not before calling everyone a cunt)
THE BOY WANKER
Special powers - fucked up guitars and beats and an amazing ability to hate the world and everything in it depsite being on pills
Weakness - a miserable drunk (but miserable sober as well)
MINGE MAN
Special powers - big bottom bass and legendary stamina
Weakness - a good looking lady or three (well, any lady actually, doesn't have to be good looking)