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About Me

Dear Myspace bandsNo, bad myspace band. Don't want you. No. And if I receive an invitation to your band, and I don't explicityly know you or search for your band, then I'll know that you don't care and are just cynical wankers in search of a number to attract the attention of the fucking record labels.Rock on indeed. But it springs to mind... What the fuck is rock anyway? Right now it appears that it is merely another word to describe music that does not want to be assosciated with pop. The Jonas Brothers? Really? Rock? Does not compute in my head. But yes "Rock Camp" the "coolest summer camp" is indeed a movie. Fucking Disney. First they curse us with Britney Spears, Justin Timberlake and Hanna Montana; now they take quite cool names and turn them into mere buzzwords.
Rock on in-fucking-deed. Rock is dead. If some floppy haired wankers -who are trying to remain fuckless halfwits- claim to be rock, let them. Who has principles now anyway? Not you, not me, not disney, nobody.
One squaddy, horrifically burnt in the Falklands War, Was approached by Prince Charles during a presentation. "Get well soon" said the Prince, to witch the squaddy replied, "Yes Sir, I will".
You know the black bits in bananas, are they tarantulas eggs?
Don't talk to me ever again

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Everybody from porto pollensa 2007 who has met me. By the way if you haven't met me or a friend/relative of me I do not want to know who you are. I don't need internet friends, i recently deleted about 30 people because they had me just to make their friend number higher, I don't like being a tool like that so if you want a higher friend number do not add me because I honestly don't have the time.

My Blog

Should I give up or should I just keep chasing pages (profiles that is)

Just what we need, another pointless social networking site which allows demented stalkers a chance to gaze gormlessly at their favourite celebrity while said celebrity complains that people are follo...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Apr 2009 08:55:00 GMT

Give hoodies a woggle and send them on their way

The latest in a range of retarded schemes. They reason that if they are to turn hoodies into scouts, crime will decrease. How are the 'they' I'm talking about? Those fools who have nothing to do but s...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Oct 2008 19:28:00 GMT

Open your mind fool

Things in life ain't quite what they seem, more than one different angle and one different scene, so think about things before you try to intervene, 'cause theres more than one different angle and one...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Jun 2008 15:14:00 GMT

Sign a Petition For a One-Legged Money-Grabber?

Yes the world has sunk. To new levels of idiocy. Maybe it is not idiocy as such that the person who started a petition for those who are against the hounding of Heather Mills, it perhaps is more hypoc...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 06:56:00 GMT

Flat Earth Society Exposed

Honestly, what the fuck? A flat-earth society? They believe that the earth is shaped like a bowl and thats how water doesn't run away, they actually use that as evidence. They say that 'Water. Regard...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 07:04:00 GMT

Tabloids Are Good : But MTV Isn’t

Recently I have been thinking... Who the fuck cares? If I were to stop writing blogs nobody would mind, if all those stupid fuckwits stopped as well chances are people would think nothing of it. But I...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 09:24:00 GMT

The Most Annoying People of 2007: Sort Out Your Priorities

Honestly, that list was not right. Who was more annoyed by Pete Docherty than by Samnamanda? Because I am certain that them singing Barbie girl is more annoying than Pete Docherty entertaining thousa...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 13:56:00 GMT

Starbucks Rant

Starbucks Rant Now I can see and hear many people saying "What's he got against Starbucks? It's Fairtrade" but on saying this the people have just contradicted what I am intending to say. Starbuc...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 14:53:00 GMT

Chain Letter/ Bulletin Rant

Now this is one of my pet hates. You know the story, some person or other (usually a girl) is found dead either because their boyfriend or girlfriend dumped them or because there friends betrayed them...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 09:57:00 GMT

Deal or No Deal? Rant

Now I don't think I need the help of Wikipedia to help me with the writing of this rant. Deal or No Deal is a show in which several contestants open random boxes hoping that the one they hold contains...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 09:44:00 GMT