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Fact: Born/Raised Compton Ave/83rd Street Los Angeles,CA ******************************************************** Fact: Received daily, unmerciful beat downs by local thugs at early age *********************************************************** Sums it all up: One day in 4th grade, after school, I had to run home because I had major diarhea. Unfortunately I didn't quite make it home and had to be comforted by holding on tight to a light post. Cars honked as they passed me by and excrement oozed down my legs. Experience left me humbled. *********************************************************** Unconditional Love: I reach my house terrified my mother will spank me for shitting myself. To my surprise she doesn't say a word and proceeds to clean me up in the shower, followed by a kiss/hug. She never told anyone else and Im indebted to her for the rest of my life. *********************************************************** Fact: Lived in the streets for 2 years! (go me) *********************************************************** Thought: "It ain't easy being cheesy" *********************************************************** Fact: Will one day see my book @ Barnes and Noble but I'll settle for self publishing and selling it at Swap Meet. *********************************************************** Fact: Woman just allow men to think they are smarter *********************************************************** Guess: Latter statment will ensure I keep getting daily beat downs by local thugs. I rock hard! *********************************************************** Fact: Found the anti-aging secret when I was 19 years old, haven't aged since. Email me for free "Live long Kit"!($43 S&H service charge) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~