I am safe, edible and contain no artificial colours (not even tan in a can), flavourings (well, sometimes cK Be) or preservatives (regular gym goer). I have no perversions and am toilet trained.
In another life I studied for and received three successively higher degrees in the sciences. Not feeling satisfied with having spent 10 years at university, I saw fit to continue working at one.
I hope to break free one day, like Brooks Hatlen of Shawshank, but I won't be institutionalised ;-)
I'm proudly half Scottish, half Irish and all Cumbrian! Go Figure! Alba gu bra! I'm a Judoka (Judo player) and have butterflied between more martial arts than you can shake a stick (or Bokken) at. Whether this makes me well ard' or not I can't say, but as a wise man once told me "the way to the top may be frought with danger and competition, but the view from the top is the same to all".
...so clearly once at the top everyone down below looks like Ants, so we can stomp on all of them...what's that you say? That's not what it means? Something about enlightenment? Peace? Avoiding conflict? No, clearly what you do (as a mountaineer - I know) is take a picture, then rejoin the Ants. Man is not made for such lofty heights ;-)
Peace.
