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No tomato = No sandwich

About Me

Created with mySpace Profile Editor...Well, everyone thinks i'm kind nuts... UMMMM..... I love havin a drink with my friends (do i have any??) and dancin around like a tool, whilst drinking more jack daniel's and screaming at the top of my lungs to anyone who will listen! (who is usually no-one...)

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Amy's unborn foetus and have a beer with it at the cranker

My Blog

Been a busy week

-worked, drove to wellington on my break for a quick ski, then drove back to work -been to langhorne creek and back twice -been to Meadows and Bull creek and back -flew to Sydney -drove back...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 17:04:00 GMT

ATTN LADIES: Do not buy cotton handbags

Because if you accidently wee on it, It is not waterproof.
Posted by on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 23:26:00 GMT

I’m having a lamb chop for dinner

It's currently defrosting in my microwave. I'm going to cook it then have it with tomato sauce.
Posted by on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 00:47:00 GMT

Baptising Jesus

SCENE: Laying on couch watching telly being silly   MELL: Do you think god wees holy water? FEZZY: ................................. SCOTTY: .......?........................ MELL: Do you think Go...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 21:36:00 GMT

Blame work

Ok everybody   I'm sorry i haven't been able to catch up with all the people that wanna spend a bit of face time with the Melski, i know i'm just so popular and all. No, i'm not a figment of ever...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 00:31:00 GMT

Look at moi, i'm a poxy moron!

Man, it feels good to be home! I've just been so sick with the bleedin chicken pox! Had to take a week off work. I went and stayed with my mummy and she looked after me, but it was weird living with h...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 18:22:00 GMT

fuck, i forgot!

doesn't it just shit you when you realise you left a 6 pack of beer in ther freezer and you forget about them and they've exploded everywhere over your frozen peas?   P.S. Libra odd spot #92: App...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 08:43:00 GMT

Ok, i'm getting anal...

Here are 3 things that i JUST CAN'T STAND. They may seem little and stupid, but to me, it drives me CRAZY!!!!! 1. I just can't use non-matching cutlery. My knife and fork HAS to be from the same set, ...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 02:05:00 GMT

The Belial Wedding

On Saturday was Paul from Circle Clan/NFI and Kate's wedding. It was held at the Bethleham Church and the reception at the Lion Hotel. It was a great time had by all with all consuming large amounts o...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 22:32:00 GMT

Watch out fellow drivers!

I'M BACK!! Back on the road it is! Today i officially got my license back after 7mths of walking and catching(and missing) buses. My old car is suddenly so exciting and new again. I'm on my P-Plates n...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 06:43:00 GMT