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Mr. Kite

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

THE GOLDEN RULE FOR ADDING ME


1.)I'd like a "hi, how are you?" before you add me. Let me know what got your curiousity up.
Now that the rule has been stated...

You know me, I'm that guy that crossed your path and never said a word. Yet brought you to such a place in your life that nothing has ever been the same. The guy that maybe you talked to in a past life that strove to tell you such a story that your life was altered and never put back to rights. Just some stranger on the street who maybe almost came to the point of looking at you, but didn't and you life was dark for the rest of it; never knowing all that I could have shared with you. Have you ever seen me? Probably. I am free to roam anywhere I choose, yet with some many choices I am trapped by the choices themselves. Can you possibly understand me. Perhaps it was never meant to be.


This video is a small glimpse into how I feel. The video is a clip from a Groundhog Day type epsiode of Stargate SG-1.

Here‘s what a few people have said about me.


“[Kris]…lashes out at my happiness with the threat to snuff it out completely.”

“I think your dad should wear pants!”

"I will stalk you and hide in the bushes on my laptop and watch you for hours."

“[Kris]…burns…the chasm of my being.”

"You can't buy windshield wipers at Starbucks!"

“[He is] the pain of a thousand needles piercing and nicking ever so slightly the core of my soul.”


My Interests

Hayden. People. Music, and its' messages. Art. Books. Drawing. Ideas. TV. Eating chinese food. Sleeping. Sleeping. three times... Sleeping. Fantasy. Talking with interesting people(you can find them anywhere). Women. Sharpie markers that click. Sci-Fi. The cool parts of history. logic puzzles. ramen noodles. and lately Chow Mein noodles.

I'd like to meet:

Gerard Way, congratulate him on everything, and try to get him to draw me something.

Stan Lee, shake his hand and be amazed at what he's done to the world. And to see if that's his real hair.

All my relatives that lived through everything that I never did, the ones that made their mark in the world and didn't see it as anything special. The true heroes of history are those that don't change it, they just live and by living they make history.

Stephen King, ask him why he continued his career after DT book 7.

Kevin Smith and Jason Mewes, in a relaxed setting for a change; instead of on a show floor at a convention. I would be a third wheel in their inside jokes but I don't care, those guys are just interesting to observe. Especially now that Jason is clean and so presentable. He isn't some shy smoker anymore, he is coming into his own.

J.J. Abrams, kidnap him and pick his brain so I can take credit for all his cool ideas. Like what are the lostaways gonna do after they throw a torch into the island's only thermal exhaust port and the island explodes...again. And I wonder about his new movie "Cloverfield"

I'd fight to meet Joss Whedon, comic geek turned golden boy director/writer. Every fanboy's dream come true. I'd like to have dinner with him, and try my best to pique his interest, to have him consider me cool would be very humbling. Also, I'd not know what to say...for...minutes.

If I knew I could get away with it, I would kick the president in the nads. Does that count as meeting? My foot would meet his crotch... at high velocity?...What? Like you never wanted to, we've had a wooden puppet in office for going on 8 years. It's like having Howdy Doody wake you up every morning, and clarabell the clown and that fucking horn.....*sigh*...sorry.

Jon Stewart, his intelligence isn't lacking in the least. Shake his hand at his public crucifiction of Crossfire. God bless that funny man.

Music:

A Perfect Circle, AFI, AC/DC,
Aimee Allen, Apocalyptica,
Audioslave, Adema, Beatles,
Burden Brothers, Billy Idol,
barenakedladies, Blue October
Buckcherry, Bowling for Soup,
The Crystal Method, Coldplay,
Chevelle, CCR, CCRw, Cold,
Coheed and Cambria,
Dropkick Murphys,
Dave Mattews Band,
Darkness, Drowning Pool,
Dresden Dolls, Disturbed,
Eric Clapton, The Eagles,
Flyleaf, Filter, Foo Fighters,
Godsmack, Guns n Roses,
Gold Finger, Green Day,
HIM, Hoobastank, Iggy Pop,
Incubus, Jet, Jimmy Eat World
Jamisonpaker, Killers,
KISS, Linkin Park, Lustra,
Marcy Playground, Mars Volta,
Metallica, Modest Mouse,
My Chemical Romance,
Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana,
Neurotica, New Found Glory,
Nickelback, Oasis, Ozzy,
Polyphonic Spree, Pink Floyd,
Postal Service, Puddle of Mudd
Queens of the Stone Age,
Queen, Rammstein, Rasmus,
Rage Against the Machine,
Red Hot Chilli Peppers,
Ramones, REM, Rob Zombie,
Saliva, Slipknot, Sum41,
Static X, Stone Temple Pilots,
Stabbing Westward,
Sex Pistols, Switchfoot,
Three Days Grace, Thrice, Tool
Velvet Revolver, Wolfmother,
Yellowcard, ZZ Top

Movies:

Trilogies of all kind-
Star Wars (the 1st trilogy you fucking godless heathens)
The Matrix,
Kevin Smith's Jersey trilogy (Which is 6 movies long, but still only counts as one trilogy)
Saw, X-Men, Spider-Man
The Bourne Trilogy,
Pirates of the Carribean,

Also one of a kinds.
Fight Club, Brick, 300, Snatch
Children of Men, Sin City,
Serenity, V for Vendetta,
Formula 51, Casino Royale,
1408, The Prestige

Television:

My top three favorite shows are Buffy, Firefly, and Angel. After that everything gets 4th place.

Sunday: Dexter on showtime

Monday: Heroes on NBC, followed by Journeyman, Californication, and Weeds on showtime, maybe parts of Raw...maybe

Tuesday: NIP/TUCK!!! It's THE Shit!!

Wednesday: Lost on ABC.

Thursday: Burn Notice on USA, this is how shows should be. I can't wait until Summer 2008!

Friday: Nothing, Friday timeslots are the kiss of Death!

Saturday: DVDs or gaming. TV shows are puke on Saturday.

Red Dwarf will always be my favorite British comdey of all time.

Books:

Stephen King; especially Dark Tower, Chuck Palahnuik, Piers Anthony; the Mode Series, Bruce Coville, Brian Jacques; Redwall Series, Chris Golden, R.L. Stine; Goosebumps, William Gibson, Sir A.C. Doyle; Sherlock Holmes, Joshua Ortega, Anne Rice, J.K. Rowling, S.M. Stirling, Dan Brown, Max Brooks; Zombie Survival Guide, Max Barry; Jennifer Government, Jeff Lindsey; Dexter series, Jane Espenson, Micheal Stackpole, James Axler; Deathlands and Outlanders series, Dave Barry, Douglas Adams; Hitchhiker's Trilogy, Shadowrun series, Buffy the Vampire Slayer fiction; Tales of the Slayer, sci-fi, horror, comedy, action, romance, whatever I see that I like. Collections of various authors.

Heroes:

Hayden is my hero. Hands down. No contest. Forever. All my dreams I place in him.

My Blog

A happy repressed memory, aka my oxymoron

The following was meant to be for no one’s eyes other than my own. It is personal and has been ever since it happened. It is a memory that until a couple of weeks ago had been repressed. Yet, un...
Posted by Mr. Kite on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 07:29:00 PST

Meaningless ramble

My perfect movie. It's a comic book movie. If I could write and direct it, that much the better. Because this movie would have an unlimited budget, and all the time needed to shoot it. No deadlines to...
Posted by Mr. Kite on Sun, 10 Feb 2008 01:45:00 PST

Soapbox Rant about Firefly

OK, I feel I need to educate whoever reads this about Firefly. Warning, the following rates as a Constant Threat on Homeland Security's Nerd Meter. If you read this and feel that I was trying to tea...
Posted by Mr. Kite on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 01:20:00 PST

Who cares about Dumbledores limp wrist and tight robes?

Ok, I have spent many waking hours reading over the past few days, and I have finally finished the Harry Potter shit for good. Now, I heard a few days ago thru Blitzkrieg that Rowling outed Dumbledore...
Posted by Mr. Kite on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 12:53:00 PST

twilight mind

I'm in the weirdest mood right now. It's hopeful, and strangely optimistic. Not something I'm usually prone too. Especially after seeing 30 Days of Night, and an episode of Dexter, and the premier Nip...
Posted by Mr. Kite on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 12:41:00 PST

Shop Erotic

If you know what a Verve Rabbit, an Arousal Flower, or a Mystic Butterfly is, then I shake my head in astonishment. And I'll tell you one thing, they aren't music bands. The stuff that make the airwav...
Posted by Mr. Kite on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 12:59:00 PST

another glimpse in my head

Do you know when obsession starts? Do you know where it begins? Let's direct it into a person. Say that you are "obsessing" over a person. That phrase is used a lot, and I think it is used to much wit...
Posted by Mr. Kite on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 11:01:00 PST

a very long look in my head

There are few things in this life of which I take seriously. This is why I can be the person I am. War, taxes, jobs, rent, politics, football, school, Bon Jovi, musicals, the evening news, various ot...
Posted by Mr. Kite on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 08:26:00 PST

random thought

This thought is rough, and straight from the source: My brain. I make no spelling, grammar, or punchuation aside from what I can catch while speed typing it out. This is just a thought. Plase don't s...
Posted by Mr. Kite on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 05:29:00 PST

The new version of D&D and why it is gonna suck

Where to start? Very tough decision. I've read on their website that Wizards of the Coast, makers of fine nerd past times as Magic the Gathering, and the Star Wars RPG has found it necessary to updat...
Posted by Mr. Kite on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 01:17:00 PST