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2sExiE4mYsPaCe

Aria & i R gittin married she just dont know it yet

About Me

When my ten gallon hat is feeling five gallons flat i git a hanker'n for a hunk of cheese. i'm the guy your mother warned you about i collect womens panties however i usually eat the crotches out of them, i have a 45 pound ball of belly button lint i love the smell of hairy women armpits fat chicks rule i like breasts extra long i like the space between a womans armpit and the top of her breast i like nipples the size of clam necks i like dark areolas that cover 3/4 of the breast i need a spanking i'm a lover not a fighter i'm an ass man i like chubby tummies breast milk rocks when you turn out the light i'm under your bed sniffing your undies i'm the guy stare'n at you on the bus i'm the reason you feel like your being watched i'm a legend in my own mind i can go all night like lumberjack i'm old enuff to know better but young enuff to still want it Myspace Backgrounds

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

the person who looked at a lobster and said that looks like it would taste good with melted butter the first person to eat a snail the first person to pour salt on a slug the first person who fried an ant with the sun and a magnifying glass a cave woman any female porn star from the 70's and 80's

My Blog

where has my angel gone?

i took a walk out to the field to where it had all began i hardly remember what it looked like as it was so long ago there we lay in the dark under the stars making love not a care for the world aroun...
Posted by 2sExiE4mYsPaCe on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 03:32:00 PST

I'll never fall in love again

What do you get when you fall in love? A girl with a pin to burst your bubble That's what you get for all your trouble I'll never fall in love again I'll never fall in love again What do you get when ...
Posted by 2sExiE4mYsPaCe on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 04:47:00 PST

You

    i pull your body close to me yet i feel so far away    i hold you tight within my armsand lay my head upon your chest    i hear your heart beatand ever...
Posted by 2sExiE4mYsPaCe on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 05:53:00 PST

Captain's Log December 23rd

so i woke up round the crack of noon cleaned the house cuz i had a female caller counld let her see the degradation of my daily life.1730hrs fired up the BBQ and the lawn mower current temp 50 it's be...
Posted by 2sExiE4mYsPaCe on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 02:14:00 PST

Twaz The Night Before ThanksGiving

Twaz the Night before ThanksGiving     and all through the shelter.I couldnt sleep a wink     my mind wuz Helter Skelter.The turkey in the fridge  &nb...
Posted by 2sExiE4mYsPaCe on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 10:34:00 PST

So tell me Wut U think

1. Who are you?2. Are we friends?3. When and how did we meet?4. Do you have a crush on me?5. Would you kiss me?6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.7. Describe me in one word.8. What wa...
Posted by 2sExiE4mYsPaCe on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 08:36:00 PST

This Guy

You see this guy, this guy's in love with you Yes I'm in love who looks at you the way I do When you smile I can tell it know each other very well How can I show you I'm glad I got to know you 'caus...
Posted by 2sExiE4mYsPaCe on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 09:03:00 PST

Hanky Panky

i hate coming over here at this time of night but i make the trip for the food Bing Chow's has the best food this side of the great wall it's a 10'x8' hole in the wall with a small window place your o...
Posted by 2sExiE4mYsPaCe on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 05:09:00 PST

The Trailer

i hiked through the woods for about 2 miles before i came to the clearing, yeap there it was just like he said. The trailer was about 30ft long and bullethole ridden looks like a war took place. A sli...
Posted by 2sExiE4mYsPaCe on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 10:07:00 PST

Breakfast

I grabbed her ass and pulled her firmly toward me pressing her hard against my body i ran  my hand down the back side of her leg then back up slowly she wuz smooth and silky as New York chee...
Posted by 2sExiE4mYsPaCe on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 06:19:00 PST