Acid Ocean Eyes |
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The world is still new.
It is still developing/mutating like it is sludgeling through its puberty moments, within the tricky awkward stages of physical and emotional develo...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 06:46:00 GMT |
Baby Jesus Butt plug |
We adopted a baby jesus only a few months ago and it has already grown accustomed to our butt holes. Normally it takes close to a year before a baby jesus will go fully inside of its owner's rectum, b...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 06:18:00 GMT |
The Judas Cow |
Ever heard of the Judas Cow?In any slaughterhouse operation, the trick is to fool cows into climbing the chute that leads to the killing floor. Cows trucked in from farms, they`re confused, scared. Af...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 05:58:00 GMT |
Guts |
Inhale.Take in as much air as you can. This story should last about as long as you can hold your breath, and then just a little bit longer. So listen as fast as you can.A friend of mine, when he...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 05:16:00 GMT |
Moist thoughts |
"When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?""You gain power by pretending to be weak. By contrast, you make people feel strong. You save people by letting them save you.All you...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 08:12:00 GMT |
Adam and Eve |
"Adam and Eve..."
"You mustn't confuse metaphorical thinking with biological thinking. The Semites didn't think of Adam as they're biological ancestor."
"How do you know that?"
Ishmael thought for a...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 20:32:00 GMT |
The Crocodile Hunter |
Steve Irwin aka The Crocodile Hunter was killed today 3/11/06
He was killed when a stingray barb punctured his chest while he was filming an underwater documentary on the Barrier Reef. Perhaps more fa...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 10:41:00 GMT |
there's nothing fundamentally wrong with people... |
Theres nothing fundamentally wrong with people. Given a story to enact that puts them in accord with the world, they will live in accord with the world. But given a story to enact that puts them at od...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 07:58:00 GMT |
