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Jason

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About Me

Now some of ya'll are pimps, And some of ya'll are hoes
But the rest.. the rest of ya'll.. don't think I don't know
Ya just a hater.. They hate what you got
They put a black eye on on the game whenever they play
They piss in the pool, And they fart on the elevator
Then look you in the face, Like they think you did it
They hate change
And they hate progress
They hate me and they hate you
They hate they own momma
Cuz they think its her fault that they ain't got shit
But I'm here to tell ya today
That if you a hater
Then you are the outter take or your own business (Amen)
And someody just put 25 dollars in the collection plate
So I'ma go up on the corner
And buy me a fish sandwich
Y'all hold it down, I'll be right back

My Interests

Driving in the rain with my lights off, sucker punching gorillas, digging holes, collectable stamps, sweaty women, war crimes, small arms trafficking, filling in holes, Fred Fredburger, frilly shirts, internet anonymity, the tin market, summer camp counseling, naming my knives, sweaty men, scented candles, full frontal ______, 767 repair manuals.

I'd like to meet:

Patrick Stewart and Mary Carey.

Music:

Air raid sirens, the sounds of monkeys fighting, the sounds of dogs fighting, Taoc teh Wodner Dog, obnoxious electronica, old slave songs, obnoxious metal, obnoxious hip-hop, French pop music, Russian pop music.