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theFIREcrotch

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You Are 90% Redneck
Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!
There ain't no redneck like you. How Redneck Are You?Sex, Drugs, and Rock n Roll...i have no life, i hate my life, no not really i luv myself and my boring life its amazing to walk in my shoes really lol. i like to think of myself as a badass and i no every1 is scared of me they just dont admit it, im an official menthol man, i live and drink the high life, when im down my buddy cap'n morgan picks me up, im a wannabe rebel, i smoke way to much, think very little, and do the least i can get by with...my frens r great and they no who they r so no need to call em out, my moto on life since the 3rd grade is "fuck it" its helped me get through some shit i guess haha just live ur life and fuck it....

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

U no just the usual Mitch Hedburg(r.i.p.), Dave Chapelle, Jack Black n Kyle Gass, Rodney Carrington, and my penis, really wat would ur dick say to u...

Fire Crotch
People Iced: Forty
Car Bombs Planted: Thirteen
Favorite Weapon Sack full of doorknobs
Arms Broken: Twenty Nine
Eyes Gouged: Three
Tongues Cut Off: Eleven
Biggest Enemy: Fat Tony
Get Your HITMAN Name

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