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A Tale of Two CitiesI live in Sydney now. The people are generally and considerably less attractive than in Ads (there are some exceptions and these include: everyone I have met so far, anyone from Sy...
Posted by jessica on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 05:30:00 PST |
icecream is gonna save the day |
Things I do... I flew to Sydney. The sun was coming up as we left Adelaide. We went to see Jono. He blew my mind all over the wall.Home again. Girls' club parties on Boys' Club's face.Lots of parties....
Posted by jessica on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 07:36:00 PST |
baby you can't drive your car |
For those of you who haven't been watching the news/reading the paper/listening to the radio tragedy came very close to striking on Friday night when I avoided being mowed down on Hindley Street by wh...
Posted by jessica on Mon, 07 May 2007 06:59:00 PST |
they say it fades if you let it, love was made to forget it |
So here's how this is gonna go down. I'ma tell you the story of my first kiss and then YOU'RE going to leave a comment telling the story of YOUR first kiss (if it's not very good then make it up). It ...
Posted by jessica on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 08:24:00 PST |
that's how it starts, we go back to your house |
Because I'm the single most enchanting, humorous and intelligent person any of you little cadets have ever met I have compiled a list of things which I love and things which I anti-love (hate is such ...
Posted by jessica on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 12:36:00 PST |
pocket rocket from the crypt |
My Grandmother, Patricia, is getting kicked out of her house by the Government so they can build an overpass. NICE ONE. Patricia is a very small, yet surprisingly robust, old lady. I love her dea...
Posted by jessica on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 10:51:00 PST |
nicey nicey zoo zoo |
The zoo is a fascinating place. I totally do not buy into that bleeding heart "oh but think of the animals, all captive and caged (same thing dipshits), they must be sooo sad, it's wrong, just plain w...
Posted by jessica on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 10:56:00 PST |
ask me I won't say no, how could I? |
My friend Sujini (aka The Hammer) wrote this quiz and as far as I know noone's tackled it yet. So now I have so you can all marvel at my wit and intelligence.(A side note: please excuse some...
Posted by jessica on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 10:05:00 PST |
guess i forgot to put the fog lights on |
You'll be pleased to hear I survived the great 'Bone-In-Stomach' Debacle of last week. And, lucky you, I have written yet another scintillating blog telling of the crazy hijinx that is my day-to-day l...
Posted by jessica on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 12:29:00 PST |
any day now, how's about getting out of this place? |
i had lunch in the market with kitto today. i had some kind of chicken dish that may or may not have actually been dog. i accidentally ate a bit of bone. by the time I had realised I had eat...
Posted by jessica on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 12:46:00 PST |
