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About Me

My parents used to have to talk to my kindergarten teachers at least once a month because I wasn't learning anything, the days of th weeks, how to tell time, one through five and all that jazz. My mom asked if i was good at anything, anything at all and the teacher responded that if playing was a skill i would own all. My parents also never bought me toys because within the week, without fail, they would be broken and they also never bought me Reebok Pumps or those badass light up shoes not because i would outgrow them too quick but because i'd always come home inexplicably without shoes or any recollection of how i lost my shoes on the walk from my school to my house

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The girl of my dreams, Ned kelly, The bandit queen of india, Tom Robbins, Paul Wellstone, Che Guevara, Darth vader, myself when i was 5, Wes Anderson

Music:

american steel, the clash, against me, leftover crack, johnny cash, the misfits, the bouncing souls, modest mouse, cursive, it dies today, black dahlia murder, murder by death, woody guthrie, defiance ohio, the horror, billy bragg

Movies:

Top 5 Favorites 1.Bottle rockets (or anything Wes Anderson for that matter) 2.true Romance 3.28 days later 4.Smoke 5.box of moonlight

Television:

addicted to discovery channel, learning channel, history channel, food network, doc day on sundance channel, buffy ( I heart you), Alias, American Gothic (does anyone remember this?

Books:

top 5 1.The jitterbug perfume by tom robbins 2.catcher in the rye by salinger 3.Ned kelly (by some dude) 4. The melancholy death of oyster boy by time burton 5. Big guy and rusty the boy Robot by frank miller ( fuck humans, fuck pinochio, i want to be a badass robot)

Heroes:

Ned Kelly hates cops more than me

My Blog

Karma is a beautiful young lady that i want to bring home to meet my parents

So i was out being indifferent to jesus's not-birthday, having a few nightcaps at Sully's when this girl lost her purse. Being the nice guy that i am, I help her look for it and i check around these c...
Posted by ken on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The saddest X-mas cookies

So, I went into work monday at the photoshop and in the back theres always yummy stuff for gnoshing on and there were these homemade cookies. They were all wrapped upped and beautiful looking but lac...
Posted by ken on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

God! I need to clean my room (ode to socks)

their lifeless forms lay across the floor used and discarded they are my warmth as my sweat permeated their pores and i have layed them utter waste a breath taken, a breath taken away as their pu...
Posted by ken on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST