ღஐ♥ღஐ♥ღஐ♥ღஐDisturbed~♥~Mis

Women are like Horses...they aren't meant to be tamed...they need to run free untill they find someone just as wild to run with.Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the fuck is the ceiling.I feel sorry for people who dont drink...when they get up in the morning thats the best theyre gonna feel all day."It appears my weenie has been struck with rigormortis"--Stewie, Family GuyLove me or hate me. Either way, I'm still on your mind.You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you find your prince.Don't get me wrong I love Dick, but sometimes it drives me crazy.Eagles may soar, but Weasels never get sucked into jet enginesa hangover is the wrath of grapesI want a garden full of papayas and mangos!"I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only more love."- Mother TeresaGo with your gut, your heart, and your head. One may lie to you, but not all three at the same time.Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his carwhy is it when my friends find out I'm cooking they all show up... I'm not jesus, I can't break this fish up and feed all you motha fuckas..."One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." -George W. Bush (a closer look to the ppl who run our country....)A penny saved is ridiculous.All generalizations are false, including this one.Ignore these four words.found this fantasy layout at HOT FreeLayouts.com / MyHotComments