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Dr Connie Beauchamp

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Hello my name is Connie Beauchamp.I am a Consultant Cardiothoracic Surgeon and clinical lead i.e. the Queen at Holby City Hospital.I love my job,I breathe my job but I dislike most of the people I work with especially Chrissie Williams who gets right up my nose.I love being in a position of power,power over men and certain nurses.it makes me almost fulfilled.Trouble is,if I do start to actually get on with someone...THEY DIE! i.e. Will Curtis (scaffolding),Tricia Williams (very bad luck...),Heart Transplant Bird (name escapes me but was almost bombed to death because she died) AND NOW DIANE!!!!The only woman I ever really loved....sniff :'(I am currently proud parent of plastic Grace...but she screams rather alot so I have to drown her out sometimes with my iPod.I see myself as firm but understanding,short but a giant in my field.I pray everyday that I am not killed in a freak accident involving scaffolding.I share an office with Elliot Hope which means I am always sitting on/stepping on/slipping on food items.click here
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My Interests

Open heart surgery,heart bypasses,scaring people or making them very nervous,being sarcastic and I'm married to my job.Although I like a good cry when I'm watching Ghost. ..

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet Jessica Fletcher and Mrs Mangel.Get Your Own! | View Slideshow

Music:

Whitney Houston-Where Do Broken Hearts Go?-Celine Dion-My Heart Will Go On-Kylie Minogue-Breathe -Steps-Heartbeat-Modern talking-You're My Heart,You're My Soul Madonna-Open Your Heart

Movies:



Carry On Matron and slash movies

Television:

ER,Chicago Hope,Scrubs,No Angels,Doctors,The Young Doctors,A Country Practice,Prisoner Cell Block H,Trauma Uncut.

Books:

Heart Surgery For Dummies and occasionally Closer and That's life...i like to read about chavs.

Heroes:

My Hero is ME!!!....oh and Sinitta

Profile not connected with the legend that is Amanda Mealing

My Blog

Dad

My father....crawls out of the woodwork and once again turns me into a blithering pile of mush....and I missed Diane's funeral...although I heard it was open casket and I don't think I could have cope...
Posted by Dr Connie Beauchamp on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 04:02:00 PST

RIP Diane :(

One minute she's having one of her blubbering breakdowns and the next minute......she's gone...   The grief is overwhelming.   I feel the need for a bottle of Absolut and a cigar......  ...
Posted by Dr Connie Beauchamp on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 06:56:00 PST

Well it's all about to kick off

Had the displeasure of meeting Ric's new fiance in the bar last night.She drinks Snowballs for goodness sake!I mean....how mid 80's is that???!!!Diane is most upset about the whole marriage thing and ...
Posted by Dr Connie Beauchamp on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 11:02:00 PST

Baby?What baby?...oh I remember now...

What with all this very complicated surgery stuff ruling my life I had almost (ok I had) forgotten why it still hurts to cross my legs....   Baby is still in plastic prison according to Elliot.I ...
Posted by Dr Connie Beauchamp on Tue, 15 May 2007 02:55:00 PST

No anaesthetic and forceps anyone?

Life Saving Operations:1 Babies:1 Philandering Matrons:1     So I'm in theatre performing a life saving operation on Lola Griffin and baby decides she's had enough of being inside the Beauch...
Posted by Dr Connie Beauchamp on Tue, 01 May 2007 02:31:00 PST

The Shortest Gestation In History

Well,it seems like only a few HOURS ago I became pregnant....but in true Holby style (the space/time continu...um is different around here) I am about to drop.   But will the sprog survive?  ...
Posted by Dr Connie Beauchamp on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 04:40:00 PST

Pizza

Ever since I was 13 years old and attended a friends birthday shabang at a well known pizza purveyor I have avoided pizza because after the pizza and before the jelly and ice cream I offloaded the con...
Posted by Dr Connie Beauchamp on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 06:48:00 PST

Scans and Mop Buckets

Bloody Martha Hope leaving cleaning recepticles in the way......     IT's A GIRL!     I was thinking maybe Whitney or Britney...what do you think?      ...
Posted by Dr Connie Beauchamp on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 03:23:00 PST

No Fun Baby World

I could live to regret this.   I am about to enter single-motherdom.   Will I end up another Vicky Pollard,Will my Peckham accent return?   Who knows? C'est La Vie...
Posted by Dr Connie Beauchamp on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 05:54:00 PST

Yoof-an-asia

Elliot's wife wants to commit hari-kari (must google that) and she has enlisted one's help but seeing as she is my ONLY friend it would be rather flippant to have her done away with so soon.   Al...
Posted by Dr Connie Beauchamp on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 08:00:00 PST