Dad |
My father....crawls out of the woodwork and once again turns me into a blithering pile of mush....and I missed Diane's funeral...although I heard it was open casket and I don't think I could have cope... Posted by Dr Connie Beauchamp on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 04:02:00 PST |
RIP Diane :( |
One minute she's having one of her blubbering breakdowns and the next minute......she's gone...
The grief is overwhelming.
I feel the need for a bottle of Absolut and a cigar......
 ... Posted by Dr Connie Beauchamp on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 06:56:00 PST |
Well it's all about to kick off |
Had the displeasure of meeting Ric's new fiance in the bar last night.She drinks Snowballs for goodness sake!I mean....how mid 80's is that???!!!Diane is most upset about the whole marriage thing and ... Posted by Dr Connie Beauchamp on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 11:02:00 PST |
Baby?What baby?...oh I remember now... |
What with all this very complicated surgery stuff ruling my life I had almost (ok I had) forgotten why it still hurts to cross my legs....
Baby is still in plastic prison according to Elliot.I ... Posted by Dr Connie Beauchamp on Tue, 15 May 2007 02:55:00 PST |
No anaesthetic and forceps anyone? |
Life Saving Operations:1
Babies:1
Philandering Matrons:1
So I'm in theatre performing a life saving operation on Lola Griffin and baby decides she's had enough of being inside the Beauch... Posted by Dr Connie Beauchamp on Tue, 01 May 2007 02:31:00 PST |
The Shortest Gestation In History |
Well,it seems like only a few HOURS ago I became pregnant....but in true Holby style (the space/time continu...um is different around here) I am about to drop.
But will the sprog survive?
 ... Posted by Dr Connie Beauchamp on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 04:40:00 PST |
Pizza |
Ever since I was 13 years old and attended a friends birthday shabang at a well known pizza purveyor I have avoided pizza because after the pizza and before the jelly and ice cream I offloaded the con... Posted by Dr Connie Beauchamp on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 06:48:00 PST |
Scans and Mop Buckets |
Bloody Martha Hope leaving cleaning recepticles in the way......
IT's A GIRL!
I was thinking maybe Whitney or Britney...what do you think?
... Posted by Dr Connie Beauchamp on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 03:23:00 PST |
No Fun Baby World |
I could live to regret this.
I am about to enter single-motherdom.
Will I end up another Vicky Pollard,Will my Peckham accent return?
Who knows?
C'est La Vie... Posted by Dr Connie Beauchamp on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 05:54:00 PST |
Yoof-an-asia |
Elliot's wife wants to commit hari-kari (must google that) and she has enlisted one's help but seeing as she is my ONLY friend it would be rather flippant to have her done away with so soon.
Al... Posted by Dr Connie Beauchamp on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 08:00:00 PST |