5'11
Brown Hair
Blue Eyes
If anyone could knit a plane it would be me.
I work for your government.
If anyone thinks they could consume more egg nog or cheese than me I dare you to challenge.
I have A "Matticus Dictionaricus" Encyclopedia of Ultimate Knowledge.
"I use Hyper Venom!"
"You can go home and tell your mommies you did four push-ups and they hurt!"
I out insult jen and taylor.
I don't know a sentence where the word "juxtaposition" can be used correctly.
Making toast-shaped cereal is not impressive.
Three of my friends have the same birthday as me
I rather read than talk to you.
why is it people say I'm so god damn mean?
Panic! At The Disco consists of too many gay members.
I can't stop eating.
I can't count past a really high number.
I can make anyone laugh, its just a matter of time.
AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE!!
Don't sleep in socks or pajamas.
Try not talking to Mike tomorrow, you'll be better for it.
I don't fall down without assistance.
I can carry you on my back but why would I when I can simply drag your body?
Self Proclaimed king of the universe.
rather eat my own crotch then have to talk to Goomba.
Crowned Marvel vs. Capcom champ.
the fact that your still reading, leaves little more for me to do in order to manipulate you horribly.
I play no sports unless you count extreme made up sports like, extreme badminton, golf kart jousting or helmets and gloves.
I watched a girl kick in her locker. what a hulk.
On the last day of school Jen and I are going naked
JUNK KING
Rake the bottom... For Loose Change!
I spell "Enjoy" = Enjoi.
I am ScraggleBeard
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