I'm just your typical twenty-something metahuman, struggling to find my place in the 9 to 5 workaday world. My powers include melting faces with extended guitar solos, bending others to my will through the use of elaborate prose, communicating with machines in any primitive or high-level dialect, wooing women with my Siren-like singing voice, and confusing others with my poorly executed attempts at irony and self-deprecating humor. I am also nocturnal and can function just fine on a few hours of sleep. If I seem socially or physically awkward to you, please try to cut me some slack. It's hard to be engaging in conversation when you've constantly got the fate of the world on your mind, and it's even harder to walk without tripping when you're used to running at the speed of light...
There's more of course, but that's all I feel like writing... for now...
As if this wasn't a foregone conclusion...
You are Spider-Man
Spider-Man
70%
Hulk
55%
Iron Man
55%
Superman
55%
The Flash
55%
Green Lantern
55%
Robin
47%
Wonder Woman
43%
Supergirl
43%
Catwoman
35%
Batman
30%
You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
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