I'm just your typical twenty-something metahuman, struggling to find my place in the 9 to 5 workaday world. My powers include melting faces with extended guitar solos, bending others to my will through the use of elaborate prose, communicating with machines in any primitive or high-level dialect, wooing women with my Siren-like singing voice, and confusing others with my poorly executed attempts at irony and self-deprecating humor. I am also nocturnal and can function just fine on a few hours of sleep. If I seem socially or physically awkward to you, please try to cut me some slack. It's hard to be engaging in conversation when you've constantly got the fate of the world on your mind, and it's even harder to walk without tripping when you're used to running at the speed of light...
There's more of course, but that's all I feel like writing... for now...
As if this wasn't a foregone conclusion...
You are Spider-Man
Spider-Man 70%
Hulk 55%
Iron Man 55%
Superman 55%
The Flash 55%
Green Lantern 55%
Robin 47%
Wonder Woman 43%
Supergirl 43%
Catwoman 35%
Batman 30% You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
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