Ganja Master jon - ProfilesArchive

About Me

HI! Mi llamo Jon. I'm a pirate. My nickname is Long John Silver, or Jon Bon. I have extraordinary hair. It's long and shiny. I'm not asian, or Chinese. I like old ladies, thus i like you mom. That's about I have to say. O yea, Sam Kennedy is a sexy beast.

My Interests

old ladies, cats, neopolitan ice cream, couches, fish, poodles, pooping, straws, plaid, your mom, long walks, trees, chewing gum, and rulers.

I'd like to meet:

Peter Pan

The best fucking thing to ever happen. Even better than toilet paper!

Video Editing on a Mac/Apple

Sod Throwing

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Music:

I like it!

Movies:

All good ones - KillBill (1&2), The Matrix(1,2,&3), Napoleon Dunamyte, The whole Mirimax Clerks-Mallrats-Jay and Silent-etc movies, Out Cold, Bruce Lee, Sheaun of the Dead, Old School, Man on Fire, Office Space, Dirty Buisness, Rounders, The Color of money, SLC Punk, Top gun, Euro Trip, The Cable Guy, Grind, Fear and Loathing in Los Vegas,requiem for a dream, Spun, back door sluts 9, and a lot more I can't think of.

Television:

Television sucks today

Books:

I like to read the nutritional facts on food

Heroes:

Only you can prevent forest fires!

My Blog

Florida

So, as it turns out, I'm going to be in Florida for a week. Everybody that I was planning on spending time with over spring break, I'm really sorry. It kinda came up quick and yea, I feel ...
Posted by Ganja Master jon on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 09:05:00 PST

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If I have to read one more chain letter bulletin, I'm gonna choke a bitch.
Posted by Ganja Master jon on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 08:11:00 PST

Christ, I have a problem

I truely believe that I have become the biggest procrastinator I know; so much in fact, I don't even get to the things I put off. To all of you reading this who know what calc hom...
Posted by Ganja Master jon on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 06:55:00 PST

A shout out'

My props have to go out to "Anold" in Terminator 3 for performing the most perfect choke slam I have ever seen. All you bitches hatin on California need to back the fuck up. ...
Posted by Ganja Master jon on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 08:28:00 PST