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Michael

About Me

My childhood can be summed up as crushingly embarrassing. Two examples are:1) Age 17. Mr. GJHS all Male review beauty pageant where I did a strip tease to a mix tape that consisted of the "milkshake" song by Kelice and Jon Bon Jovi's "livin on a prayer." The judges who also were teachers of mine were rendered speechless.2) On one occasion, when I couldn't find a bathroom during a Kindergarden field trip to the "Doo Zoo" went #2 in the ball pit. Children and Parents alike were horrified.

My Interests

Travel. Printmaking. Family. Friends. Love. Food Network.

Music:

Wankers %

Movies:

Shaun of the Dead.

Books:

The Beach. Hobbit. Harry Potter are near the top of my list.

My Blog

Who would have guessed?

Which Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle are You? (pics)Master SplinterYou're wise beyond your years, and you're normally very, VERY calm in even the darkest of problems. You spend much time thinking over pr...
Posted by Michael on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 08:26:00 PST

A Friendly influence

Anything I create is directly influenced by you people. This blog is a little hasty but I want you to know...Dave- A brother.  Taught me how to slay the ladies and weild an axe. Laid down the pre...
Posted by Michael on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 06:46:00 PST

Mike and Leslies final will and testament.

Mike and Leslie's Will. Should Mike and Leslie commit a double suicide together via sexually ravaging eachother, these are their final wishes. Mike would like to be turned into a beer tap/Zoltar mach...
Posted by Michael on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 12:20:00 PST

An Emotive insight

" The highest concentration of Emo kids in the Grand Valley can be found working at Target.It was weird cause I went in there and everybody was so Emotional..." -Dave-" One time I heard the lyrics to ...
Posted by Michael on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 04:32:00 PST

Concerning Monkeys

Last night my brother woke me up at two and  asked me if monkeys are ever concerned about their looks. My reasoning here is that if they were they would wear pants...
Posted by Michael on Mon, 07 May 2007 10:00:00 PST