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About Me

tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous. ︻┳テ=一
i see your jocking the pro eh'?
go fuck yourself.
Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law!


knoloveknopain22 (7:21:40 PM): i dont breathe
knoloveknopain22 (7:21:48 PM): i inhale and exhale awesome ..
Carolinehxcyo (4:42:51 PM): *Writes in poop, im bored*
Johnhatesyou6969 (3:26:14 PM): yeah, no offense, but you're pretty scary looking,
i wouldn't mess wih you

invaderzimsk8er3 (12:33:54 AM): want my dick
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carolinehxcyo (8:16:54 PM): H e y - B A B Y , -c a n - i - u r a n a t e - o n - y o u r- leg-?
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carolinehxcyo (3:05:15 PM): adderalls for pussys. its the closest thing to being streightedge.
carolinehxcyo (3:05:18 PM):Ewwie
carolinehxcyo (1:04:15 AM): so if you wanna get down on theese hairy balls
carolinehxcyo (1:04:23 AM): why dont you just jump right on innn
carolinehxcyo (1:04:35 AM): its a crotch party right up in heareeare
carolinehxcyo (1:04:48 AM): Why dont you lick up on my johnnnN

.. lucas rasnick555 (9:02:43 PM): holy shit ur brutal
knoloveknopain22 (8:07:39 PM): & she looks like a shit poopsicle after a hot day in the sunn!


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Some say we drink too much They say we're just not cool Well I fucking like to party It's what I was born to do!Blazing through your last case Smoking your weed Smashing your face!Hey man this party sucks They're all out of beer How can we party down? There's no weed here On to the next one We'll have a good time Hanging with ScottyRoo Committing tank crimes!Onward to your next case Smoking your weed Smashing your face Municipal Waste is gonna fuck you up!
lets slamdancee yo!

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

come to my page
&leave your bullshit at the fucking door


Cuz heres the thing:
i dont have the time to waste over checking out your bands profile
or adding you on mobsters or any other gay apps you send me
& yes i would really apreciate it if you cut the shit you think your trying to pull over on me

Obsession free zone:
ever feel like your being followed, stalked, or just creeped out by someone?
yeah i get the same feeling when people sit on my page day after day doing everything humanly possible to get my attention.
so for my sake, don't.
Comment exceptions:
i really dont wanna chat with you
especciallay if ive never heard of you
talk with letters not numb3r2 not caps not Z's for S'es it takes the avrage person
2 years of practice to learn the english language, dont waste my time with a plain sentence that chances are i cant decode in under 14 seconds
so all of you niggers stay in school if you wanna talk at me
CuZzZzzZz 7h!S 2h1T 1sN7 CoV3r1n6 !T d0GggGGg
when commenting me up, be paitent,
god have mercy on your rotting soul i just might reply to that grammar-free comment you sent me.

Use Your Head:
NEVER i mean NEVER comment me, asking if i know your lame ass
first off, Do you really think i give two shit covered flying fucks if i know you from somewhere or not?
Because if your looking for the answer chances are I dont

When starting shit:
thinking about starting some lame shit with me anytime soon?
well you can wipe that crooked-ass-desease-ridden smile right off your face
cuz its not going down

Excuses Excuses:
i dont give a shit if you had a bad day,
steal off my friends list and ill make it that mutch worse

Originality:
Steal any of my icon/pictures Without asking and ill make you life a fucking nightmare
however, ask politely for something and ill consider letting you have it
chances are youl end up with whatever graphic your little heart desires

i dont care how fake your myspace page is, i dont want you stealing the following
Pictures
Graphics
Icons
Text (about me, likes, Etc.)
Text graphics
Sayings
songs
Buttons
'Jokes'
Myspace Friends
Conversations/Comments
just plain out anything off my page

oh and theese r my favrote phobias if you were wondering
Medorthophobia- Fear of an erect penis ;D
Ephebiphobia- Fear of teenagers.
Gymnophobia- Fear of nudity.
Hagiophobia- Fear of saints or holy things.
Nyctohylophobia- Fear of dark wooded areas or of forests at night
Judeophobia- Fear of Jews.
Kolpophobia- Fear of genitals, particularly female.
Oneirogmophobia- fear of wet dreams
Geniophobia- Fear of chins.
Hydrophobia- Fear of water or of rabies.
*Medomalacuphobia- Fear of losing an erection.
Ophidiophobia- Fear of snakes.
Microphobia- Fear of small things.
Nudophobia- Fear of nudity.
Phallophobia- Fear of a penis, esp erect.
Parthenophobia- Fear of virgins or young girls.
Satanophobia- Fear of Satan.
Scoleciphobia- Fear of worms.
Staurophobia- Fear of crosses or the crucifix.
you may proceed...

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