Well, the chinese horoscope has *this* to say about me:
"I am the seasoned traveler Of the Labyrinth.
The genius of alacrity,
Wizard of the impossible.
My brilliance is yet unmatched
In its originality.
My heart's filled with potent magic
That could cast a hundred spells.
I am put together
For mine own pleasure.
I am the Monkey."
Seems pretty apt.
Sexy, cool, wicked smart and unique amongst all women you know. Someone once called me a "fractal enchantress". 'nuff said.
I'm also extremely happily married to the coolest guy ever.
I'm not much of a "MySpace"er and only created my profile in response to a challenge in a meme that went around on LJ. I dunno how much I'll actually post here, so if you *really* want to hear me natter on you'll have to find me there instead.
And since everyone else does it:
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: D
Birthday: 1/6/69
Birthplace: Cleveland
Current Location: Tucson
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Currently dark brown w/ black lowlights
Height: 5'6"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: small bit polish, majority Czechoslovakian. hence the cheekbones, jawline and lack of ankles
The Shoes You Wore Today: I wear shoes as infrequently as possible.
Your Weakness: Scientist boys and geek girls.
Your Fears: getting my hand stuck in the garbage disposal and Jim's guillotine looking cigar cutter.
Your Perfect Pizza: I don't like pizza.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: More sleep.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: bfn
Thoughts First Waking Up: "why is it so fucking sunny?" Damn desert.
Your Best Physical Feature: eyes
Your Bedtime: whenever someone tucks me in or I collapse from exhaustion.
Your Most Missed Memory: er, how would I know if it's missing?
Pepsi or Coke: green tea.
MacDonalds or Burger King: I only eat the cesear salads, so either would do.
Single or Group Dates: Single dates, group sex.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: sugarless green tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: never vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee. black.
Do you Smoke: everything that's as hot as me smokes, baby.
Do you Swear: Hell yes.
Do you Sing: in the car
Do you Shower Daily: nope.
Have you Been in Love: I try to stay in love always.
Do you want to go to College: not again.
Do you want to get Married: already am, thanks. When polygamy roles around again, I've got some second choices lined up though.
Do you belive in yourself: always.
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: yes
Are you a Health Freak: I'm healthy but not freakishly so.
Do you get along with your Parents: Since i've lived all the way across the country from them since I was ~18, yes it's easy to.
Do you like Thunderstorms: I wish it would thunderstorm every day. Fucking bloody desert.
Do you play an Instrument: i actually do play the flute.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: oh yes.
In the past month have you Smoked: of course.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: "she goes running for the shelter of her mother's little helper"
In the past month have you gone on a Date: define date
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: ick, absolutely not.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no.
In the past month have you been on Stage: I've hung out *next* to a stage.
In the past month have you been Dumped: no, thank the gods.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yes, pool in the backyard, it's unavoidable. I love being naked in water.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: only people's hearts.
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: not since highschool, I don't think. I don't bother unless I'm interested.
Ever been Beaten up: I've been in fights, but never lost.
Ever Shoplifted: yes.
How do you want to Die: after I'm 99 and senile and don't even know it.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a person who gets more naps.
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green or brown
Favourite Hair Color: as long as it's not blonde, we're good.
Short or Long Hair: long.
Height: tall
Weight: not fat
Best Clothing Style: different things suit different people better, so I'm open. Tho I'm a sucker for a cool suit jacket.
Number of Drugs I have taken: Oh please, at my age, who can keep count?
Number of CDs I own: I'm a pirate.
Number of Piercings: four, not counting ears.
Number of Tattoos: two
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I don't believe in Regret.
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