Something a wise man once said to me..."u no strangely enuff i saw this thing that said 64% of americans are mentally fucked up someway or another, so when the apolcalypse comes, only 36% of us will be freakin out and the rest of us will be thinkin', 'no one's watchin' the lexus dealership'"Here are some of my favorite quotes:" Life is like a penis. when it gets hard, fuck it." "Art is the daughter of pleasure."
In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Not eat cloned meat.
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and now for a silly little survey:-- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- START BZOINK.COM SURVEY CODE --The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly! - A Survey of Your Life
* So Basically... *
Name?: Hannah
Age?: 16
Sex?: Yes please
Birth Date?: 2/11/90
Hair Color?: Brown
Eye Color?: Brown
Height?: 5''7
Weight?: bite me
Body Type?: what thefuck does that mean?
Piercings?: 5 in the ear, 1 in the nose
Tattoos?: not yet
What are you wearing right now?: clothing
Hair style at the moment?: hair
* Favorites *
Soda?: Diet coke
Food?: yum
Drink?: Isn't that the same as soda?
Alcoholic Drink?: no preference
Time of day?: 7:30 pm
Season?: This is SF, I can't tell the seasons
Day of the week?: Wednesday
Song at the moment?: none
Band/Artist?: none
Book?: none
Subject in school?: English
Place in the USA?: Yay area
Place outside the USA?: what the fuck
Color?: blacksilvergreenbluepinkredpurple
Style of clothes?: clothes
Store?: none in particular
Mall?: Stonestown
City?: Didn't we go over this
Website?: uhhh
Magazine?: Cosmo
Kind of pet?: CATTTTYYFATTYYY
* Worst *
Place to be?: Hell
Class in school?: Spanish
Time of dayr?: morning
Season?: Winter
Kind of pet?: Bugs
Drink?: pee-pee?
Food?: tomato's
Mall?: don't care that much
Store?: ditto
Style of clothes?: ditto
Celebrity?: ditto
Color?: vomit
Book?: ahhhhh!
Type of music?: These questions
Website?: are so
Magazine?: BORING!
* Daily Life *
When do you get up?: 7 am
What is your first thought?: I don't think in the morn
What do you do first?: go back to sleep
What's your usual outfit?: clothes
What's the first class of the day?: These are stupid questions
When does school end?: 3
Do you see your friends?: uhh. yes
What do you do when you get home?: Eat pea's
What time do you go to bed?: 11-12
* Do you...*:
Brush your teeth daily?: sure
Brush your hair daily?: yes
Shower daily?: That's bad for your hair
Sing?: yes
Dance?: yes
Party?: DUH
Get drunk?: yessirrr
Have sex?: Yes please
Read books?: Yes, mostly on airplanes or in class
Listening to music a lot?: yes
Read magazines?: yes, but not frequently
Go online a lot?: eh, kinda
Stay on AIM all day even with an away message?: nope
Have a religion?: JewmatzahballLachaim
Have an IPod?: uh-huh, the first generation, it's liike the size of my fist
Want an IPod?: no
Have a Girlfriend/Boyfriend?: si senor
Play an instrument?: no
Get sick a lot?: no
Watch TV?: no
Like MTV?: kinda
Like VH1?: kinda
Like the History Channel?: not really
Have Digital Cable?: NOPEMOTHERFUCKER!@!$%%&%^%
Have more than 500 channels on your TV?: grrrr..
Listen to the radio?: yessums
Still use your CD player?: Sometimes
Stalk people?: only hot or stoned ones
Have more than 200 buddies on your Buddy List?: nope
Have dial-up internet?: ok
Have AOL?: no
Know HTML?: no
Have a GPA higher than 3.9?: fuck no
Get H's in honors classes?: uhhh..what?
* Music *
Do you listen to Rap?: yeah
R & B?: yeah
Blues and/or Jazz?: yeah
Classical?: yeah
Pop?: yeah
Country?: yeah--why does everyone hatre country music?
Emo/Scremo?: no--it hurts
Heavy Metal?: That hurts too
Christian?: That hurts more
Techno?: Only with them asians
Reggae?: not alot
Broadway Musical songs?: yup
Oldies?: yup
* In A Boyfriend/Girlfriend *
Hair color?: I tend to go for blondes, but it is not on purpose
Eye color?: don't care
Tattoos?: don't care but undenialbly--hot
Piercings?: don't care but undenialbly--hot
Favorite Music?: I dont care
Style of clothing?: clothes
Body Type?: Skin and stuff
Personality or Looks?: We'll see, we'll see
Would you go out with someone just for their money?: that's the stupidest question I've ever heard. who would say yes?
Do you go on "Pity Dates"?: no. ew
Does size matter?: It's nice if their taller thna me. but no man's penis is bigger than mine
Do they have to be popular?: uhhh. no.
Does the guy ask the girl or the other way around?: either
Where do you go on the first date?: doesn't really matter
Kiss on the first date?: If it's right
Sex on the first date?: Probably not
* Right Now *
Do you think you look good right now?: i don't know
Are you eating something?: nope
Are you drinking something?: nope
Are you IMing anyone?: nope
Are you talking on the phone with someone?: yes
Are you talking face to face with someone?: no
Is anyone at your house who doesn't live there?: Rick--that pesky little azn
What song are you listening to?: none
What are you watching on TV?: nothing
What other websites do you have open?: Cum Fiesta
Why are you taking this survey?: i regret it now
Where are you going to post it?: guess
What are you going to do after this?: blow my computer up
* What do you Believe? *
Do you believe in ghosts?: occasionally
The afterlife?: yes
Aliens?: hmmm.maybe
God?: yes
The devil?: no
Heaven?: yes
Hell?: no jews don't beleive in Hell
Scientology?: nope--it's too depressing
Hinduism?: don't know enough about it
Buddhism?: ditto
Christianity?: not really
Taoism?: don't know enough about it
Judism?: si senor
Jesus?: nope
Nothing?: uhhhh
Reincarnation?: yes
Yourself?: yes *tear*
* Randoms *
Have you been on an airplane before?: yes
Where were you going?: china, Thailand, NY, Kentucky, Germany, London, Puerto rico, Florida, Portland, Washington,Bulgaria, Israel,Alaska...
Have you been to another country?: no.
Have you ever went to another country with your friends?: yup-it was HELLA FUN
Have you ever partied in another country?: FOSHO
Have you ever went on a roadtrip with your friends?: hmmmm. I don't think so
Ever stayed online more than 10 hours straight?: no
Pretended to like someone just to get popular?: YES!!!!!!
Talked about someone behind their back?: probably
Had someone talk about you behind your back?: I wouldn't know
Been in a fight online?: probably
Been in a fight face to face?: yessss
Gotten yourself involved in a fight that wasn't about you?: yessss
Been called a bitch?: yes
Been called a slut/whore?: no
Been to Australia?: no
Do you like snakes?: yes
Ever cried to get your own way?: yes
Ever broken a bone?: no
Ever had to stay in the hospital for more than a week?: no
Ever had serious surgery?: how serious
Ever looked a porn online?: NO...NO!!!!!......:D
Ever went to one of those "adult" stores?: nope
Ever bought clothes at Walmart?: nope
Ever gotten clothes from the Salvation Army?: nope
Ever paid more than 100 dollars for a pair of jeans?: goooooodddnnesss no
Ever been on stage for any reason?: yup
Ever been in a play?: yup
Ever been in a choir?: yup
Ever been in a band?: nope
Do you play, or used to play, an instrument?: nope
Gotten a Brazilian Bikini Wax?: nope
Waxed your eyebrows?: nope
Waxed your legs?: nope
Cut yourself shaving?: yes
Have you ever died?: i'm not even answering this one
Was this survey an good at all?: nope
What time is it right now?: 7:44 pm
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