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Megan Granoff

moisture is the essence of wetness

About Me

Im a pervert, i cant help it, im appologizing in advance for skeeving anybody out cause i have problems. I guess thats why my job is pretty perfect for me, i assist in exam rooms of my fathers ob/gyn office. but their are many perks to this job: i get to bond with my father who i barely see, i have access to free samples of birth control and allergy medicine, i see cute pregnant ladies all day, and when i see yucky things i have the best stories to tell all of my gross perverted friends
Pictures.

My Interests

knitting being with the people i love clothes beer having a tan my nephew my niece music scented candles the rest of my family coloring eating beach make up being around people who arent as smart as me to build self esteem pictures i pods kitty cucumber having clean clothes mini coopers grandpa sweaters flip flops cell phones movies sleep ..

I'd like to meet:

the guy who made SOF SOLE water proofer. you spray it on your sneakers and you can run them under water, and they dont even get wet. whoever invented this is an amazing person. but now all i do is sit in my house all day and run my sneakers under the water trying to get them wet. i appreciate the invention, but now i want my life back.

Music:

Last Conviction The Sleeping Incubus Glassjaw No Doubt 311 Ace of Base Alanis Morisette Alice in Chains Audioslave Black Eyed Peas Christina Aguilara Dashboard Confessional Foo Fighters Head Automatica Mars Volta Maroon 5 Michael Jackson Missy Elliot Notorious B.I.G. Red Hot Chili Peppers System of a Down Tori Amos

Movies:

movies i own and love: Saved Mean Girls Breakfast Club My Girl Not Another Teen Movie Bedazzled Chicago The little Mermaid Ferris Bueller's Day Off Empire Records Girl Interupted American History X Fight Club American Pie American Wedding Groundhog Day Austin Powers 1.2.3Movies i bought by Mistake:Corky Romano Dude Where's My Car?

Television:

currently on my stupid cablevision dvr thats in no way close to being as cool as my tivo 1. Greys Anatomy 3. America's Next Top Model 4. American Idol 5. Dancing with the stars 6. House 7. Law and Order SVU 8. What Not to Wear everytime these shows are on, the are recorded... basically i have no life

Books:

i like to read the labels of shampoo bottles, deodorant, toothpaste, and cough medicine ingredients. basically anything i can read while im in the shower or peeing, but not peeing in the shower