I'm sick and fucking tired of people adding me that i don't know. fucking stop it. if i don't know you, don't add me. if i don't add you the first fucking time, don't send me a message saying "what's up with that?" and try to add me again. it's really getting on my last god damn nerve.
%D%A%D%ALet me just tell you a few things about me.
%D%A%D%AI suffer from spontaneous dental hydroplosion. It's kind of weird.
%D%AI also have a government created nano-robot infection (it's an empidemic now) and count choculitis. it sounds rough, but i'm going to pull through.
%D%Ai'm kind of dirty. not smelly, just dirty. or dirty looking sometimes.
%D%Aon march 24th, 2006 i proved to myself that i am, infact, super-human by drinking more than i've ever drank in my entire life, blacking out but still talking, dancing, partying, having a good time (so i heard), passing out in my bed with my head under the pillows and the blanket piled on top of my head/torso, fully clothed, then waking up without a hangover. none, what so ever. it will always be the birthday i realized i'm not human.
%D%Ai'm also cocky. maybe a little bit "over-confident" would be a better way to say that. yes.
%D%Ai'm just pretty fucking rad, in general.
%D%A%D%Ai have AIM conversations like this:
%D%AM is for Makeout (3:53:52 AM): i'm listening to it now
%D%AM is for Makeout (3:54:08 AM): i just punched a baby
%D%AM is for Makeout (3:54:14 AM): in my head
%D%ALMAOwithAndy (3:54:11 AM): thats not even the end
%D%AM is for Makeout (3:54:35 AM): no, i heard it
%D%AM is for Makeout (3:54:45 AM): and i punched a baby in my head
%D%ALMAOwithAndy (3:54:57 AM): the end
%D%ALMAOwithAndy (3:54:59 AM): is even worse
%D%ALMAOwithAndy (3:55:05 AM): it will make you really punch a baby
%D%AM is for Makeout (3:56:18 AM): punch it in the head, and when it comes off it's feet, spin kick it
%D%AM is for Makeout (3:56:22 AM): in mid-air
%D%ALMAOwithAndy (3:56:43 AM): then hacky sack it
%D%AM is for Makeout (3:56:51 AM): haha
%D%ALMAOwithAndy (3:56:49 AM): into a baby bong
%D%ALMAOwithAndy (3:56:51 AM): and smoke it
%D%AM is for Makeout (3:56:58 AM): fuck yes
%D?nd this:
%D%AM is for Makeout (5:24:24 AM): srs
%D%AM is for Makeout (5:24:27 AM): srs
%D%ALMAOwithAndy (5:24:25 AM): srysly
%D%AM is for Makeout (5:24:30 AM): srs bsns
%D%AM is for Makeout (5:24:40 AM): im srs bsns!
%D%AM is for Makeout (5:24:45 AM): u r nawt
%D%ALMAOwithAndy (5:24:46 AM): srsly wtf dd
%D%AM is for Makeout (5:24:54 AM): hahahaha
%D%ALMAOwithAndy (5:24:52 AM): ths s gy
%D%AM is for Makeout (5:25:03 AM): ur sch a fgt
%D%ALMAOwithAndy (5:25:10 AM): whtvr
%D%AM is for Makeout (5:25:18 AM): zomg
%D%ALMAOwithAndy (5:25:15 AM): whr
%D%AM is for Makeout (5:25:20 AM): lzr
%D%AM is for Makeout (5:25:29 AM): fgt lzr
%D%ALMAOwithAndy (5:25:28 AM): dchbg
%D%AM is for Makeout (5:25:37 AM): i'm NEVER typing full words again
%D%AM is for Makeout (5:25:40 AM): er
%D%ALMAOwithAndy (5:25:38 AM): dh
%D%AM is for Makeout (5:25:52 AM): m nvr tpng fl wrds agn
%D%ALMAOwithAndy (5:25:49 AM): fll wrds r fr fggts
%D%AM is for Makeout (5:25:59 AM): hhh
%D%ALMAOwithAndy (5:25:58 AM): hhh
%D%ALMAOwithAndy (5:26:14 AM): ths s gng n m prfl
%D%AM is for Makeout (5:26:19 AM): m nw srs bsns
%D%ALMAOwithAndy (5:26:41 AM): s srs
%D%AM is for Makeout (5:26:54 AM): sch srs bsns
%D%AM is for Makeout (5:27:15 AM): o m gd
%D%AM is for Makeout (5:27:24 AM): m lfng s hrd
%D%ALMAOwithAndy (5:29:04 AM): ths s s fnny
%D%AM is for Makeout (5:29:20 AM): s fkn fny
%D%ALMAOwithAndy (5:29:26 AM): fck ths
%D%ALMAOwithAndy (5:29:35 AM): nd tw slp
%D%AM is for Makeout (5:30:11 AM): srsly
%D%AM is for Makeout (5:30:20 AM): m s trd
%D%AM is for Makeout (5:30:27 AM): s trd. srsly
%D%ALMAOwithAndy (5:30:30 AM): m t
%D%ALMAOwithAndy (5:30:59 AM): w r srsly gy
%D%ALMAOwithAndy (5:31:20 AM): vltrn s n
%D%AM is for Makeout (5:31:34 AM): yeh
%D%AM is for Makeout (5:31:39 AM): sht s awsm
%D%ALMAOwithAndy (5:31:36 AM): vltrn dfndr f th nvrs
%D%AM is for Makeout (5:31:48 AM): lmao
%D%ALMAOwithAndy (5:32:05 AM): frm blzng swrd
%D%ALMAOwithAndy (5:32:15 AM): srsly gys
%D%ALMAOwithAndy (5:32:30 AM): frm th fckng blzng swrd
%D%AM is for Makeout (5:33:06 AM): frm vltrn nw!
%D%AM is for Makeout (5:33:16 AM): lts g tm!
%D%ALMAOwithAndy (5:33:17 AM): vltrn ftw
%D%AM is for Makeout (5:33:29 AM): ttly ftw
%D%ALMAOwithAndy (5:34:32 AM): bbfn ftw nb
%D%AM is for Makeout (5:35:20 AM): hhhhhhhh
%D%ALMAOwithAndy (5:35:24 AM): hhhhhhhhh
%D%ALMAOwithAndy (5:35:51 AM): http://www.myspace.com/andy803
%D%ALMAOwithAndy (5:35:55 AM): go check my about me
%D%ALMAOwithAndy (5:37:02 AM): i wish i could take all vowels out of my myspace page
%D%AM is for Makeout (5:37:14 AM): out of my vocabulary
%D%A%D%A%D?lso, there's a lot more to me than what's in a myspace profile. if you want to get to know me, this is not the way, obviously.
%D%A%D?nd i do realize that my profile looks like a gay 6 year old's room... and i'm totally ok with that.
%D%A%D%A%D%A %D%A......
