About Me
Born in 1984, I was an unintended consequence of a heterosexual couple's reckless sexual practices. I've lived long enough to experience the following fads: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Ghostbusters, Livestrong wristbands, Razor scooters, Trapper Keepers, Waldo, Cabbage Patch Kids, slap bracelets, break dancing, Furby, grunge music, Obsession by Calvin Klein, aviator sunglasses, calculator watches, friendship bracelets, pagers, Beavis & Butthead yo-yos, Transformers, Keds, Power Rangers, Tamigotchi, Tickle Me Elmo, R. L. Stine books, the Macarena, chat rooms, laser pointers, Beanie Babies, Napoleon Dynamite, iPods, Pokemon, Bop It, Gameboy, DDR, Tae-Bo, the California Raisens, Barney, pogs, telephone party lines, Converse shoes (twice!), soccer moms, Y2K, and, of course, the website on which I am writing this, MySpace.com. Therefore, I'm jaded--this website blows and even though I know that, I am putting it up for my pure amusement.
