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DB Relentless

Friend of the People. Enemy of the State

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My Interests

I am currently interested in: Clear liqour, talkin sideways... rolexes and the lexus with the Texas license plates out of state. Homebrewing handcrafted beers. Musics that are sick. People that are worthwhile. Bocce at its utmost highest mightiest level. Ripping on hypocrites. Handguns. The writings of people far more wise than you and I. Taking it to the next level. Drinks that are named by their ingredients.

I'd like to meet:


"As you think, so shall you become" -Bruce Lee "I'd rather wake up in the middle of nowhere than in any city on earth" -Steve McQueen "...by any means necessary!" -Malcolm X "I think I've got the right idea, to do crazy things... what other people would consider crazy things. There's so much fun to be had." -Richard P. Feynman

Music:

Odds are, I'll disagree with everything you believe quality music exemplifies... and I'm obviously right. So don't give me your opinion unless I ask for it or legitimize it by adding your band as my "friend"Rabble ride.

Movies:

Fight Club (excellent, If you disagree I hate you). Pulp Fiction (see above). Blade Runner (I dare you to criticize). Diarios de Motociclieta (try it). Indiana Jones (few series exemplify such unity). The Road Warrior (the apocalypse is now). A Scanner Darkly (this is fucked up.. fucked up). Bruce Lee flicks (nearly a real-life superhero). Die Hard Trilogy (yippy-kai-yay...). Eastwood movies (actor, not director). Anything else with formulaic violence, gunfights, and innocent bystanders getting seriously injured.

Television:


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Books:

The Alphabet of Manliness by Maddox. Catch-22. A Clockwork Orange. Fight Club. Hawaii. 1984. The Complete Guide to Homebrewing 3rd Edition. The Cynic's Dictionary. The Forever War. The Dreamtime Book. Stuff that shocks me with it's quality of writing... very rare but worth the search

My Blog

March Forth!

Selected excerpts of my birthday through history, courtesy of Wikipedia:EVENTS:1493 - Explorer Christopher Columbus arrives in America aboard his ship NiƱa.1774 - First sighting of Orion Nebula by Wil...
Posted by DB Relentless on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 02:24:00 PST

i'm so lame

1. Do you like chinese food?only if it is cream of sumyung-gai free2. How big is your bed?big enough for three3. Is your room clean?no.  I need a woman who will clean for me4. Laptop or Desktop c...
Posted by DB Relentless on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 08:12:00 PST

Mp3 Roulette

Go to your music player of choice and put it on shuffle.Say the following questions aloud, and press play.Use the song title as the answer to the question.NO CHEATING.How does the world see me?:Lackin...
Posted by DB Relentless on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 11:00:00 PST

How long must we sing this song?

Someone has a lot of time on their hands and a healthy appreciation for the ironic ..>..>"Ladies and gentlmen, America stands committed to violent ambitions, squandered lives, and further destruc...
Posted by DB Relentless on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 09:31:00 PST

Just like Recess

This is hilarious.  It brought me back to the stuff we'd do during recess back in elementary school (Brent, Steve, Billy... GTF anyone?).  Only guys can relate to this, however ..>..>It's t...
Posted by DB Relentless on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 06:10:00 PST

Master Spew vs. The Five Greatest

***the Onslaught of Master Spew***Blah Blah Blah, Dy-Lan raps like a moolie Only wishin he could hold glock dualies All his wraps are old and borrowed Not fresh like those nuts his bitch swallowed H...
Posted by DB Relentless on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 05:41:00 PST

Dylan Rennt

So they filmed me during my morning jog the other day and then redubbed it in French... the bastards... width="425" height="350">..>...
Posted by DB Relentless on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 11:46:00 PST

Y.U.P.pies

I got a taste of what my future could be like the other day and it was none too happy. Apparently the uptown msp is where the young urban professionals go "just to pass the time" in snooty-ass japani...
Posted by DB Relentless on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 01:39:00 PST