Plip |
It dribbles.
The end.
Posted by My Ring of Fire on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 09:03:00 PST |
Tiara optional |
I am a man.
I am hairy like animal.
But occasionally, I want to be treated like a princess.
Not that I want to buggered senseless by the Royal Horse Guards behind the Palace, it's more that I want t...
Posted by My Ring of Fire on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 01:22:00 PST |
Time passes..... |
The day is passing so slowly, I can actually feel my hair growing, and skin cells dieing.
Someone, ANYONE, save me from this hell on earth.
Posted by My Ring of Fire on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 04:34:00 PST |
Skinny speaks. |
Hello. My name is Skinny. I am a horse.
Recently, the idiot fool that looks after me has spread malacious lies about how I behaves around married women.
I want you all to know and understand that thes...
Posted by My Ring of Fire on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 02:44:00 PST |
Gimphandlefrottagefiasco. |
Due to a slight oversight in the planning and execution department, there will be no new blog posted today.
We apologise for any inconvenience caused, and wish all our customers a happy christmas.
&nb...
Posted by My Ring of Fire on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 09:15:00 PST |
Vinny wants his books back. |
Recently, I have become aware of some suspicious practices down my local town library. I could not put my finger on it exactly, but something is going on. So, Friday last week, I decided to conduct my...
Posted by My Ring of Fire on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 02:58:00 PST |
Mmmm good, real good. |
Apparently, running into Mothercare, half naked, drooling and shouting 'Babyfat! Babyfat good! Babyfat juicy!' is not widely viewed as 'the correct thing to do'.
Next time I should probably le...
Posted by My Ring of Fire on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 01:15:00 PST |
Killerchickenevil |
I got caught in the chicken shed again.
How long must I wait before the rest of the world comes to understand that chickens are evil and must be destroyed.
They are not food.
They are not for eating.
...
Posted by My Ring of Fire on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 06:13:00 PST |
Molested. |
Ladies and gentlemen, I am giving some serious thought to adding the phrase 'Goat molestor' to my CV. Why? I dont rightly know.
It seems that in this rapidly changing world, the suit and tie still gai...
Posted by My Ring of Fire on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 05:57:00 PST |
SatanTravel Inc. |
Yup.
It's fairly safe to assume that I am going to hell.
If anyone does fancy chipping in for the travel costs, I'm sure we could get a group discount.
Packed lunches will be provided....
Posted by My Ring of Fire on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 07:32:00 PST |
