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Baby Clearance Diver

Real Strength Comes From An Indomitable Willpower Not Physical Capacity

About Me

-- IF YOU ARE NOT THE PERSON IN YOUR PICTURES OR IF WE HAVEN'T MET BEFORE OR WE'RE STRANGERS, I'M NOT INTERESTED --DO NOT-- ADD ME.....OR if you're a trendy emo faggot....like these dickheadsThis is me, at the moment a Naval Reservist serving as a Diver. Completing my way to being a Permanent Navy Clearance Diver, RANCD's are Australia's Military Specialist Divers, If that's too complicated for you go rent- Under Seige, Navy SEALs, Tears Of The Sun, or GI JANE. They're also heavily involved with Special Forces Joint Operations with the S.A.S.R in Western Australia, and Tactical Assault Group East (TAG East) working out of Fleet Base East in Sydney with 4RAR Army Commando and SAS troopers. Primarily involved in offshore Border Repelling, protection, and Counter Terrorism. They're recruited with full time members from AUSCDT One and 4RAR and 24 - 48 hour on call Support Members residing all over the East Coast who also possess specialist skills.* Basically a bunch of blokes not to be fucked with. Other than that I'm a Security Officer at a local shopping centre...keeping those mall corridors safe to walk down girls, so you can shop till you drop safely and without too much incident.... --------------------Straight up-------------------- I'm a strict idealist, I have renewed rock solid morals and obligations that cannot be doubted or broken. If I don't feel I need to answer to you, don't expect an answer. If I feel I don't owe you anything....don't hold your breath. I've risked everything, on a few occasions come dangerously close to losing everything to come home to people who generally have no idea or comprehension for what really happens right in our front yard, thus having no appreciation or depth of rational thought to grasp what some jobs need to be done.My actions I believe define me as a person, that's for me to know because I won't draw any attention to my actions for the world to see apart from the above mentioned.I don't like drugs, drug takers, users or dealers. I believe people who need these substances lack the brains, maturity and imagination to enjoy themselves some other way.-------------------On The Lighter Side--------------------- I'm a beach bum!, i love the surf and love the water. Nothing is better for me than spending time with my girlfriend Shae, my family and close friends who I all love with all my heart. I often have a lame old fasioned sence of humor, and laugh at bad jokes more than the average person. I like unrealistic action flicks and romantic comedy's, and can't get passed the freaky horror flicks. I'm a deep thinker which is often just as good as it can be bad. This is Craig....
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Craig Matthew Blanchard
Birthday: 3rd September 1981
Birthplace: Cairns
Current Location: Brisbane
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Sandy Brown
Height: 178cm
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Scottish/French "wewe - HOOT MON"
The Shoes You Wore Today: DC Skate
Your Weakness: Doubt
Your Fears: Large Crowds, Spiders, Failure
Your Perfect Pizza: Supersupreme with NO Pineapple
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Pass CDAT
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Do i know you?
Thoughts First Waking Up: Drop and push out 130
Your Best Physical Feature: Ask Shae
Your Bedtime: usually around 12
Your Most Missed Memory: My sister Michelle
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
Do you want the Girl reading this to send you a message: nar she doesn't need to
Single or Group Dates: Both, too much of one or the other is overkill
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: trying to cut down - SERIOUSLY!
Do you Sing: only when madonna's on the radio
Do you Shower Daily: and scrub, and exfoliate? where's my backrub?
Have you Been in Love: I thought i had been, but i'm thinking not like before now
Do you want to go to College: nope
Do you want to get Married: yeh someday
Do you belive in yourself: what else is there to believe in?
Do you get Motion Sickness: yeh, when the boat stops it hits pretty hard, blugh
Do you think you are Attractive: sometimes
Are you a Health Freak: sometimes
Do you get along with your Parents: for the most part
Do you like Thunderstorms: yeh they're awesome, there's one coming now!
Do you play an Instrument: I play the drums like a fucking Demon (swearjar)
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yeh, but nothing at all compared to normal
In the past month have you Smoked: nope, it's disgusting
In the past month have you been on Drugs:&..39;
In the past month have you gone on a Date:
Are you the coolest guy ever: am i david hasslehoff?
In the past month have you eaten a box: no but i made a fort out of one...
Are you faster than superman: Superman's gay, Batman's where it's at
In the past month have you been on Stage: nar
In the past month have you been Dumped: pfft...no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: ummm...nup, but summer's here so i will soon!
In the past month have you Stolen Anyones virginity: no
Ever been Drunk: yep
Ever been called a Tease: yep
Ever been Beaten up: yep
Ever Shoplifted: yeh, a magnum ice cream in high school
How do you want to Die: with guns blazing
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A soldier or an archeologist
What country would you most like to Visit: hmm....France
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Blonde
Short or Long Hair: Either or, just not Emo style
Height: A lil shorter than me
Weight: not a blimp
Best Clothing Style: Girly not emo or lesbian flannel
Number of Drugs I have taken: 3 none were worth it, stay in school.
Number of CDs I own: 247 or something
Number of Piercings: N/A
Number of Tattoos: 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: N/A
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS! Navy Clearance Divers
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Add to My Profile | More VideosThe Clearance DiverAs seen by the Department of Defence: An overpaid, over-rated, insufferable tax burden who is indispensable because he has volunteered to go anywhere and do anything at any time, as long as he can drink booze, brawl, steal Jeeps, corrupt women, lie, and wear a Droz Diving watch and a K-Bar (US Navy special forces knife)............................As seen by his Commanding Officer: An fine up-standing specimen of an honest, fun loving, athletic, provident, woman appreciating, and improvising individual who is completely misunderstood by the shore patrol and military police, the Navy Department and his wife. He has however signed a temporary loan book for a Droz Diving watch and a K-Bar............................As seen by his shipmates: A whining, moaning, complaining, overpaid excuse for a sailor who works less often than his Droz diving watch and is about as witty and sharp as the handle of his K-Bar.........................As seen by the Shore Patrol and Military Police: A drunken, brawling, jeep stealing, woman corrupting liar, who wears a Droz Diving watch and a K-Bar............................As seen by his wife: A little known, hung over member of the family who comes home once every six months with a rucksack full of dirty washing and a hard on wearing a rusty K-Bar and is never on time because he has pawned his Droz Diving watch............................As seen by himself: A tall, handsome, highly trained, deep diving, parachute driving, double crimping bomb disposal expert and professional man killer who is a world renowned bare knuckle fighter, lover, and last of the ballroom dancers, easily identified by his exquisitely designed, extremely accurate Droz Diving watch and keenly honed K-Bar.a href="http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.indi vidual&videoid=1561614110"TAG East Spec Ops
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My Interests

Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC), or any Reality Fight Series or sport, greatest fucking sport ever invented, Scuba Diving, Movies, Cold Rock Ice Cream, anything Water related. Martial Arts (even though I'm not practicing one at the moment, Heavy Music (I play the Drums). The Gym, my job generally has me keeping stupidly fit (eg 750 pushups for being 13 mins late on a 5k oceam swim). Taking an intrest in cars now since I just went and spent a butload of cashon a new one, probably a good idea I know something about them yeh?

I'd like to meet:

No one, I'll only add people that I know or have met before.....I have all the friends I need. Being brutally honest, I'm over myspace, too many dickheads get far to carried away with it. I continue to use it as one more way of keeping in touch with my friends, and news about the bands I like.If you're a friend collector on myspace, don't add me. If that hurts ur feelings....Diddms

Music:

My old band Sausage Chopper

Add to My Profile | More Videos As Blood Runs Black "My Fears Have Become Phobias"
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Mostly Heavy Music, I used to Drum for Brisbane Metal Bands Minus Life, Soraatu, Shades Of Dust and Sausage Chopper. Biggest Show ever played was the Gold Coast Vans Warped Festival in 2002. 22,000 punk rockers. .. width="425" height="350" .... Mnemic, Deftones, Unearth, Slipknot, Killswitch Engage, AFI, Lost Prophets, Hanz Zimmer, Parkway Drive, Norma Jean, Atreyu, As I Lay Dying, Lynchmada, Devolved, Cannibal Corpse, Gojira, Strung Out, Zyklon, Mayhem, Dimmu Borgir, Murderdolls, Tiesto, Korn, Pantera, Karnivool, Daysend, Diatribe, Machine Head, Fear Factory, Chimaira, Ill Nino, Sakkuth, Dr 12 Gague, Team Sleep, Portishead, As Blood Runs Black, Limp Bizkit, Fast Crew, Soilwork, Mudvayne, Soulfly, Strapping Young Lad, Devin Townsend, Down The Sun, Spineshank, 36 Crazyfists, Anthrax, The cheesy Rocky songs, Fuck I'm Dead, The Bezerker, Frankenbok, 5 Star Prison Cell, People Die, Damageplan, The Agony Scene....the list goes ON AND ON AND ON!....

Movies:

Batman Begins, Silent Hill, The Boondock Saints, Tears of the sun, Blackhawk down, Predator 1 and 2, Matrix Tri, Star Wars, Appleseed, Vampire Hunter D, Man On Fire, Miami Vice, Ghost in the shell, Ninja Scroll, Aliens, Fast and the furious Tri, Titanic, Posiedon, Pearl Harbour, Navy SEALs, Under Seige, Ace Ventrua, The Mask, King Kong, RockyIII, Demoliton Man, The Fugitive, Signs, War of the worlds, Tango n Cash, Big Trouble In Little China, The Day After Tomorrow, Stealth, Jarhead, Jaws, Pirates Of The Carribean I & II ..
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Television:

CARTOONS!!..GHOST IN THE SHELL S.A.C., Family Guy, old school action cartoons, like Robotech, Silver Hawks, Exo Squad, Transformers, Tekno Man, Centurions, Battle of the Planets, Thundercats, Looney Tunes(Foghorn Leghorn, and Roadrunner) Rock Lords...Any other 80's cartoons I'd usually like.

Books:

Ice Station, Area 7, Temple, Scarecrow, Temple, Seven Anchient Wonders(anything else by Matthew Reilly),Hell Week, The Da Vinci Code, anything else by Dan Brown or Robert Ludlum.

Heroes:

WO Ohalloran (My Teams 2IC), Chief Vaughn Heath, Joey Jordison, (thanx for the beers and chat Joey) and the old man. And any man I've stood next to in field breifings.