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About Me

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Myspace Editor...i am elizabeth (yes again, thank you charlotte for stating the obivious!) and I am cool. I love food which only contains only single figure calories, drinking and socializing....mostly at the same time....resulting in my "passing out and having dreams" ie...falling asleep.
....again, i would like to point out that i DID actually pass out, NOT fall asleep, i had the lump on my head to prove that i managed to render myself unconscious but apparently this simply makes the story more humorous......
(to those people who do not understand the above in the slightest - i apologise)

My Interests

Belittling others (only those who actually deserve it...of course....and Alice and Grace)
Beating small children- ANDREW GIBBON!
making Flavia feel ignorant - it happens rarely, but its so satisfying....
shopping via plastic - preferably not my own.....
EATING- when limited to those items that contain nothing of any calorific value! Like when you excercise while chewing!
Dancing
TV, TV is good
Bed,
mmmmmmmmm beds in general

I'd like to meet:

"Shagging Apples" - ahem - thank you charlie just to be clear on this point i am well aware that apples cannot, and never will get jiggy...... - moving on
the people in the world who really exist but you never see like umpa lumpa's.....
....and the people who clean the toliets in a public train station
....and the people who change the bulbs in street lamps
....and the people who give you money through the 'hole in the wall' - just how big is this hole anyway - perhaps they have colonies....

Music:

I like trance, techno techno techno, and all that jazz. - except i dont actually like jazz♥RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS♥ (Divine Affliction...ahem)-i love u Rachel
Phoenix Foundation
Foo Fighters
Spunge
♥QUEEN♥
The Darkness
Queens of the Stone Age

Movies:

Disney: the lion king and mulan!!!!
The Fast and the Furious - namly because of the men involved i have yet to be convinced that the film had ANY plot to speak of.
X-Men
Pirates of the Carribbean
Titanic - because it contained $1.00 of actual thought and directing ability yet had a budget of $10,000,000 - i mean just how much does it cost to pay Leo to ponce arround?
Horror - the kind that makes you jump, not the yucky kind

Books:

are good
not the revision kind of course but the various other kinds - like trashy literature or "chick flicks typed", and poetry;
Aloft,
in the loft,
sat Croft,
he is soft.
my current favorite......

Heroes:

ok - its not a hero, so much as someone with enough X factor to made one go "Ohhhhhh!" when they walk by.....
And yes i have met someone like that.......they know who they are.
Ohh! - anyone who can give a girl an orgasm using only a flower! -(Nb the flower in question is a real flower - let us have no sexual innuendo here please...think of the children) for further information please see 40 days and 40 nights