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little L

If the crown fits...

About Me

..I am Elise and I…

Say strange things
Am Creative
Take too many photos
Am studying to be a fashion stylist
Love my friends
Can be a bitch
Am touchy-feely
Have a fucked sense of humor
Am glued to my phone
Hate drugs
Am vain
Am a bad liar
Spend too much money
Like to feel loved
Am a Miss Shop whore
Own 25 pairs of shoes
Can be too responsible
Am a dickhead
Have too much black in my wardrobe
Make lame jokes
Drink too much
Am not normal
Make people laugh
Hate to be outdone
Am random
Love my life and everyone in it

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Let me borrow that top
Let me borrow that top
Let me borrow that top
I wanna borrow that top
That's such a cute top
That's a cute top
I wanna borrow it
Let me borrow the top
Aren't we friends?
Aren't we friends?
So what's the problem?
Lemme borrow the top
Let me borrow that top
Let me borrow that top
Let me borrow that top
Let me borrow that fucking top!
Don't be a betch
Don't be a betch
Don't be a betch
Lend me that top
What are you saving it for?
You're not even wearing it
You're not gonna wear it
So lemme borrow it
I've already been to the mall
(Galleria)
I've already been to the mall
I've already been to the mall
And it SUCKED!
(Gallllleria...
Diarhea)
I've already been to heaven
I've already been to heaven
I've already been to heaven
After 5 minutes I was like "let's go"
(Galllllla - fuck it!)
Gimme that fucking top betch
Come on betch
Where are you going?
Where are you going?
Where are you going?
Gimme that top
Gimme that fucking top betch
Gimme that fucking top betch
Fuck you! Fuck you fat betch!
Oh yeah I said you're fat!
Yeah I said you're fat!
You're a fat fucking betch 'cause you won't lemme borrow that fucking top!
Fuck you! Fuck you!
Fuck you with something hard and sandpapery!
Betch Betch
Betch
You're not my friend!

Heroes:


This woman...
I WANT THAT BAG!!!
..
Jason ...
this boy is amazing! Funny, handsome, loyal, trustworthy, cuddly... he always has me smiling no matter what! I never want to be without him! xo
Jarred! ...
a truly wonderful guy! My sexy beast! He has been there for me from the beginning of our friendship and i love him to death! xo
Samantha ...
the most wonderful girl I know... Best friend of 10 years. I trust her with everything and anything! love you lots and lots and lots Samara ;) xo
Alyson ...
I only met Aly this year, but she is a totally awesome girl! Such a fun, loving person. xo
Nobody has friends that are HOTTER , SEXIER or anywhere near as GORGEOUSLY BRILLIANT as mine!!! As far as I'm concerned... every single one of my friends is worthy of HEROISM!!!
Salad Fingers! ...
uuuuuhhhhhhhhhh!!! Hubert Cumberdale!
Marjory Stewart Baxter!
Jeremy Fisher!

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My Blog

The Saga of Elle... Part 3

Greetings to you, fellow MySpacers!   I have noticed, through the extensive tidying of my profile, that there has been a lack of rants from my direction for quite some time. This is due to the ...
Posted by little L on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 02:13:00 PST

The Saga of Elle... part 2

So, it's been a few weeks since my last rant, so after this thoroughly frantic week, I thought that of course you would all want to know the details of my week. It started as any other week... at work...
Posted by little L on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 04:03:00 PST

The Saga of Elle

So, in keeping with the fact that everyone seems to be composing synopses of their lives (the 'nutshell' versions), I thought I might conform to this apparent trend.While many of my fellows were galli...
Posted by little L on Tue, 22 May 2007 04:17:00 PST