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Hi all, my name is Jason Bradley. I am 23 years old and I live in Orlando FL. . I am currently server tables at the Waterford Lakes Red Lobster(my little piece of heaven). My family and friends are the most important things in my life and I love them all to death. I look Foward to meeting all of you sometime soon.
Name: Jason look at me now Bradley
Birthdate: The day the world got a little bit gayer
Birthplace: I think I came from my moms uterus
Current Location: Ryan W's lap
Eye Color: green like ryans vaginal discharge
Hair Color: Light brown
Height: 6'
Weight: 190 pounds of pure man
Piercings: does a nail in my foot count?
Tatoos: i am afraid of needles
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: how did you know I was desperate
Overused Phraze: and y cant I stick it there again?
FAVORITES
Food: calling me fat you dick
Candy: deep fried, cheese injected tator tots
Number: 3 cause i cant count any higher
Color: pink of course
Animal: the gorillas living in the jungle known as ryans chest
Drink: not right now i have to work
Alcohol Drink: zima with a watermelon jolly rancher in it of course
Bagel: i told you i am not gay
Letter: eye
Body Part on Opposite sex: a perty smile
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: diet coke with some crown in it
McDonalds or BurgerKing: ronald mcfucking donalds
Strawberry or Watermelon: watermelon jolly rancher for my zima
Hot tea or Ice tea: I am going to have to say ice tea
Chocolate or Vanilla its all the same color when the lights are out
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: nothing like drinking hot chocolate on a bear skin rug in front of a fire
Kiss or Hug: matters how many drinks i have had
Dog or Cat: i dont do animals but my friend ryan w. does
Rap or Punk: I will rap about how big of a punk you are
Summer or Winter: winter so i can enjoy my hot chocolate in front of the fire on my bear skin rug
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: funny movies, blair witch project was the funniest thing I have ever seen
Love or Money: depends on how much your hourly rate is
YOUR...
Most Missed Memory: Ryan W. without body hair
Best phyiscal feature: does a bag on my head count?
First Thought Waking Up: ummm who the hell are you and y is the donkey here
Goal for this year: to lose my virginity
Best Friends: You had to bring up the fact that I am lonely loser didnt you, i hate surveys
Weakness: girls
Fears: serving scrimp all my life
Heritage: Irish/ german and yes I do have a drinking problem
Longest relationship: my mom has been my best friend all my life
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: zimas mutha fucker
Ever Smoked: does pole count?
Pot: no.... why are you cool?
Ever been Drunk: always
Ever been beaten up: i once got spanked with a ball in my mouth, does that count?
Ever beaten someone up: i just got done kicking ryan w's ass, thats right i am a black belt
Ever Shoplifted: the pooty once
Ever Skinny Dipped: damn i thought no one saw me. I swear it was a cold night
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: only ryan w's mom
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: i am color blind dick
Favorite Hair Color: i just told you i was color blind you dumb ass
Short or Long: bald like my chest
Height: 8', i like em big
Style: sloopy drunk
Looks or Personality: you cant fix stupid
Hot or Cute didnt we already figure out that I was lonely and desperate
Drugs and Alcohol: what ever makes it easier for me
Muscular or Really Skinny: built like a line backer
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: just one... you remember that night on the bear skin rug ryan w!
What country do you want to Visit: ryan w's moms house
How do you want to Die: naked
Been to the Mall Lately: fine i admit it, i am gay
Do you like Thunderstorms: only if i have someone there holding me, i am afriad of thunderstorms
Get along with your Parents: i do live in my moms basement
Health Freak: i do 1000 arm curls everyday
Do you think your Attractive: welli could always look like ryan w, so yeah i guess i am good looking
Believe in Yourself: hell yeah
Want to go to College: i cant read
Do you Smoke: not so much
Do you Drink: y are you buying?
Shower Daily:
Been in Love: i love myself all the time
Do you Sing: all the time! i love it
Want to get Married: y are you rich?
Have your future kids names planned out: tyrone and enrique
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: does it count if its with myself?
Hate anyone
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