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Adam

Threeways, like youth, are wasted on the young.

My Interests

Music:

Nirvana, Daft Punk, Metallica, Basement Jaxx, Prodigy, Audioslave, Outkast, Coldplay, Kylie Minogue, Armand Van Helden, Nikka Costa, Butthole Surfers, B52s, Franz Ferdinand, Scissor Sisters, Moby, Alex Gopher, Essential Mix, Bad Boy Bill, Crystal Method, 1000 Clowns, Fatboy Slim, Beastie Boys, Cake, Cypress Hill, Garbage, House of Pain, Audio Bullys, Green Velvet, Gorillaz, Kraftwerk, Madison Avenue, Method Man, Missy Elliot, Shape Shifters, Planet Soul, Danii Minogue, Fist Full o' Peter

Television:

24, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Chapelle's Show, Robot Chicken, Scrubs, Joey, 70s Show, Sealab 2021, The Office, Simpsons, Family Guy, Venture Brothers, Arrested Development, Best Week Ever, Con, Distraction, Making The Band, Pimp My Ride, Punk'd, Project Greenlight, Surreal Life, Apprentice, American Dad, Entourage, Cathouse, The Comeback, Harvey Birdman, Extras, The War At Home, Battle Of The Network Reality Stars, Apprentice Martha Stewart, Kitchen Confidential, Mind Of Mencia, My Name Is Earl, Stankervision, Stroker and Hoop, Starved, Nip/Tuck, Rescue Me, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia

Books:

Harry Potter and the Half Black Chick, What I Would Do Sexually To Hillary Clinton, Angela's Asses, Shaved New World, The Hot Chick Who Was Italian or Maybe Some Kind of Spanish

My Blog

My first birthday cake

I never got a homemade cake growing up. If I received a cake my mom or whomever always bought one from the store. I was an adult when I realized that those who were very close to me not only knew ho...
Posted by Adam on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 12:08:00 PST

I'm on probation over a sticker

I got a ticket for expired tags recently. By the time it's all said and done It'll cost me up to $609.78 + 3 months probation. I'm 2/3 of the way there....
Posted by Adam on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 04:08:00 PST

Adam Z. and Gretchen are engaged...

Damnit another case of always the bridesmaid syndrome j/k. One day I will find a girl who is both dumb enough and drunk enough to marry me.Anyway here are a bunch of pics of their hotel room before t...
Posted by Adam on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 11:16:00 PST

Purely Random Saved By The Bell Blog

Saved By The Bell on Adult Swim for 2 weeks. starting 4/17.  Apparently I enjoy this show way too much.  I watched it for about 6-7 years. (Ms. Bliss, New Class, College Years, & yes, t...
Posted by Adam on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 12:52:00 PST

Adam vs. Ikea

I went to Ikea the other day and purchased a desk.  What I didn't think through was, "how am I going to get the desk home?"  After 10 minutes I managed to get the 3 boxes into my car.  ...
Posted by Adam on Tue, 22 Nov 2005 05:27:00 PST

The Bouquet/Garter Conspiracy

Mike& Nikki's Wedding 8/6/2005 The Players Kat, Ralph, Adam, Dylan The Backstory Kat & Ralph are Dating Kat & Adam hang out way too much Kat used to babysit Dylan The Plan All of the guys are...
Posted by Adam on Sat, 13 Aug 2005 12:09:00 PST

Extreme Championship Wrestling, not Rasslin'

ECW was a culture, it wasn't a wrestling organization.  My friends and I would beg, borrow, and deal our way into the shows.  I'm not exactly proud of this, but I used to sell upskirt pictur...
Posted by Adam on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The most important review ever.

Affleck was the bomb in Phantoms!
Posted by Adam on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Teeth, Plaque Conspiracy, and Metallica

Shake: Plaque is a figment of the liberal media and the dental industry to scare you into buying useless appliances and pastes. Now, I've heard the arguments on both sides, and there is nothing to co...
Posted by Adam on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST