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JoJo

An arrow that once pierced your heart, Points to the apple on your head.

About Me

It's AAAALLLLLLLLL about ME!
- I am Batgirl.
- I have the most beautiful and loving family in the world.
- I am a beer snob and a wine whore.
- I love desert rain, lightning, and thunder.
- I have the coolest friends, huh Maximus, huh???
- I play in the SCA, altho not nearly as often as I'd like.
- I will not tolerate people that lie, cheat, or purposely hurt others.
- I want Wayne Brady to sing to me.
- I recycle more than I toss.
- I love life and all the blessings and challenges that come with it.
- My favorite sport is boxing. Something about 2 studs, half naked, going toe to toe in the ring makes my nipples hard.
- My main goal in life is to have a pool boy. A good pool boy that knows how to make pina coladas... good pina coladas. And, of course, the abilty to afford the estate with the monster pool that he gets to clean.
- I am thankful for what I have and what I don't have.
- I am a legend... in my own mind.

You are the World

Completion, Good Reward.

The World is the final card of the Major Arcana, and as such represents saturnian energies, time, and completion.

The World card pictures a dancer in a Yoni (sometimes made of laurel leaves). The Yoni symbolizes the great Mother, the cervix through which everything is born, and also the doorway to the next life after death. It is indicative of a complete circle. Everything is finally coming together, successfully and at last. You will get that Ph.D. you've been working for years to complete, graduate at long last, marry after a long engagement, or finish that huge project. This card is not for little ends, but for big ones, important ones, ones that come with well earned cheers and acknowledgements. Your hard work, knowledge, wisdom, patience, etc, will absolutely pay-off; you've done everything right.

What Tarot Card are You?
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My Interests


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You Are Chocolate Chip Ice Cream
You are kind, popular, and generous.
You tend to be successful at anything you try.
A social butterfly, you are great at entertaining a crowd.

You are most compatible with strawberry ice cream. What Flavor Ice Cream Are You?

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet with the Lottery Claims Department to collect my winnings.

And Batman

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And this guy....

And Wayne Brady.... ... I want to be Lee, the Lunch Lady!

Music:

Sublime, Dierks Bentley, Linkin Park, Evanescence, Al Green, Usher, Gipsy Kings, Nuno Bettencourt, Winger, Disturbed, Poe, Incubus, Green Day, Uncle Kracker, Shakira, BB King, Marilyn Manson, Dan Reed Network, Gary Allan, Disturbed, The Whiskey Bards, and local live music
Mix it up and go extreme! I want the heavier metal, the twangier country, the funkier hip hop, the most sorrowful blues, and the sharpest pop.

Gotta give him an A for effort.

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Movies:

All films, especially vampire flicks.


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Television:

TV does nothing for me since X-Files ended... except for Whose Line...

Hysterical! ....

Your Wrestler Name Is...
Foxxy Vendetta What's Your Wrestler Name?

Books:

If a fiction book is good enough, someone will make a movie out of it. I'll wait for the flick. Meanwhile, I'll keep reading Men's Health and ABQ Journal for the latest recipes and road closures.

Heroes:

Patricio and his boyz for making my hood safe.
... And Morris Kitty for doing this on camera... Morris Kitty
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I left Batman for Jack #4 Longarm.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: JoJo
Birthday: January
Birthplace: Minnesota
Current Location: New Mexico
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 5'5"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Swedish / Norwegian
The Shoes You Wore Today: Sandals and tennies
Your Weakness: Pedicures
Your Fears: Bugs, eww eww eww
Your Perfect Pizza: Hot and cheesy
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Paint my house
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: You fuckin pervert!
Thoughts First Waking Up: Need more sleep
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes
Your Bedtime: 10pm
Your Most Missed Memory: Grandma
Pepsi or Coke: Diet Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Macodonado's
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Suntea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee with lots of cream and fake sugar
Do you Smoke: Ewww
Do you Swear: Fuck yea!
Do you Sing: Loud and proud
Do you Shower Daily: Yeah, unless I wanna piss off the neighbors
Have you Been in Love: Just practice for the real thing
Do you want to go to College: Ummm, isn't 7 years enough?
Do you want to get Married: Eventually
Do you belive in yourself: Yea, cuz I'm tha SHIT. Uh huh!
Do you get Motion Sickness: Naw
Do you think you are Attractive: Oh yeah baby!
Are you a Health Freak: Freak? Naw. Just healthy.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes, cuz they ROCK!
Do you like Thunderstorms: LOVE thunderstorms!
Do you play an Instrument: A tiny bit
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Noooooooo ;)
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Does Ibuprofen count?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes, and I had a GRAND time!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Of course
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No, the damn slippery thing keeps swimming away from me
In the past month have you been on Stage: All the world's a stage, And all the men and women merely players...
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I wore a swimsuit. FOR REALS! Yes, I did.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Just a man's heart
Ever been Drunk: Nooooooooooooooo
Ever been called a Tease: Moi???
Ever been Beaten up: Once, then I kicked his ass, cracked his rib, and made him bleed
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: In my sleep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Retired
What country would you most like to Visit: England
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Any
Favourite Hair Color: Dark
Short or Long Hair: Short
Height: 6'+
Weight: 200 lbs
Best Clothing Style: Naked
Number of Drugs I have taken: Does Ibuprofen count?
Number of CDs I own: Enough
Number of Piercings: 4
Number of Tattoos: Will get one someday
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 0
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My Wish by Rascal FlattsI hope that days come easy and moments pass slow, and each road leads you where you want to go, and if you're faced with a choice, and you have to choose, I hope you choose the...
Posted by XoXoJoJo on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 08:03:00 PST