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Las de la intuicion

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it.

About Me

I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio. You see my mother could make anybody feel guilty - she used to get letters of apology from people she didn't even know. My Mom was brought up with the idea you don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to be woken up and told, "Matt you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep."4 In The Morning

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My Interests

Well, I have many talents and gifts, I just haven't unwrapped them yet. For those whom are looking for my money and want to act interested in what I like to do, my interests include: Scuba Diving, Sailing, Snow Blading, Mountainboarding, Biking, Conerts, Eating Out, Car Mags. No, I don't excercise. The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it. If God had wanted me to bend over in aerobics class, he would have put diamonds on the floor. I mean I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

I'd like to meet:

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Add to My Profile | More VideosI blame my friend Jon for my poor sex life. All he told me was 'the man goes on top and the other man underneath.' For the first three years of college my lover and I slept in Bunk Beds.It's been so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up who. You probably wonder why it has been awhile huh? Well, I caused my last lovers heart attack. In the middle of lovemaking I took the paper bag off my head. He dropped the Polaroid and keeled over and so did the hooker. It would have taken me half an hour to untie myself and call the paramedics, but fortunately the Great Dane could dial.I hope that the next guy is a bit neater than the last, because I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. Word from the wise, he better hurry up, I am no spring chicken. HAHA talk about getting old, like just the other day I was getting dressed and a "peeping tom" looked in the window, took a look and pulled down the shade.

Music:

This is very important to know readers, remember money can't buy you happiness but it can pay for the plastic surgery. As I always say, if it ain't broken fix it before it is...I like music that isn't popular like me.

Movies:

I am David,Hocus Pocus, Don't Tell Mom the babysitter is Dead, Body Guard, Monster, Clue, Mean Girls, Jurassic Park 1, Jeepers Creepers 1, SAW 1, Scream 1, Wrong Turn, Enough, Phantom of the Opera, Sleepover, Naked Gun series, All of the National Lampoons (Chevi fan), Scary Movie 1, Not another Teen Movie, Ghostbusters, La Vita` Bella, Cinema Paradiso, Un Postino, Mr. Mom, Old School, Deep Blue Sea, What a Girl Wants and all the Jaw's movies (I love Sharks).
Your Birthdate: May 10
Independent and dominant, you tend to be the alpha dog in most situations.
You're very confident, and hardly anything ever shakes you.
Mundane tasks tend to drain you - you prefer to be making great plans.
You are quite original. When people don't "get" you, it bothers you a lot.
Your strength: Your ability to gain respect
Your weakness: Caring too much what others think
Your power color: Orange-red
Your power symbol: Letter X
Your power month: October What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

Television:

I am a netflix guy, don't watch the tube.

Books:

Nuns Life

Heroes:

I told my friend Masha that my house was her house, and she said, ``Get the hell off my property.''