Hey Im Alex Edwardo Clark. I am French, Irish, German, and a lil bit Italian. I was born September 7th and Raised in Federal Way Washington. I was Adopted by my mom and dad, My birth parents were still teens so they couldnt afford me so they gave me to my Parents. Then My parents got divorced when I was 5 and my mom took the house and made my dad go to the trailer park, which was fun, Every one is nice except the Land Lady and her bitch. I grew up in a Democratic state, so I had my part in hard times. There was also a bunch a Black And Russian Ghetto ( People ) there too. There Crazy. So I got to be raised in a mixed cultural environment. I made a bunch of friends in Elementary school, and 6 of which are still really close and part of my family, connected through friendship. Junior high is when I went to a Very Ghetto School, Got fat cause I was growing and people made fun of me especially the black ( homie Dogs ) and the girls. Its funny though how the Normal ones that didnt make fun were my friends. So if you ever want to make friends just be respectful and dont judge and laugh. Pretty easy .. . But any ways , ya towards the end of 8th grade, I started loosing weight , became known as the " easy " cause , it was really easy to get to know me and join are group of friends. And then on December 1st 2004, My mom walked into my room and said , Alex we are moving to Arizona, And i was like, " Get the Fuck out of my room " and then I got in trouble which made every thing worse, And then that Summer My family hated my mom for accusing my dad for beating me and being a Bad father cause he was like the Perfect father you could ask for. And Ya, I pretty much got kidnapped to Arizona. Then When I got to Arizona , It was 112 Degrees out side compared to 65 and it was like some one shot me in the Face. Bad Weather in simple words. And so, I went to foot ball camp my first week in AZ, To " Try and Make Friends " ya, thanks mom. That was the most Depressing time of my life. Well First of all going to camp and missing your entire family doesnt mix, Second, Either does a bunch of Competitive, Bitch ass football players. Probably the most Gayest thing I went to.
1 out of 5 people were nice and "NORMAL". One of those people is Steven Carlson, the First Best friend in Arizona I made. We met cause, he didnt have his glasses and it was pitch black and he could not see the way back to our cabin and either could I. So he put his hand on my shoulder and we walked back to the Cabin Blind. The Second Friend I made is Ben Gowen, Every morning in freshmen year on the bus he would wear his studda shades with his big Afro, and he would sit across from me and face towards me. And for about a month I though he would just like stare at me cause I couldnt tell what he was looking at, so I thought he was like a Prick with his big Afro and his Studda shades, but then when we became friends he said that he was asleep the hole time. lol ya, bu ya then we became like good friends, then the next good friend I made was Gabriel Whitaker, we started becoming good friends because he would hang out with ben, and stuff like that, but ya me and Gabe are cool. Next friend I made was Nick Merril, He was stevens best friend and would ride my bus so thats how I know him, but ya , Hes funny as hell, want a good laugh go see him, Next good friend is Ethan Elder, He is the one who made me pretty much how I am today, He turned me into a Republican Conservative and then that changed my hole views on life politicly. Then the Last good friend I made so far is Kyle Klouzal, Hes Gabes Friend and thats how me and him became friends.
Then there is the Girlfriends I have had, well, in Washington I had this one "girlfriend" Technically since like 4th grade, then 7th and 8th grade came, I got fat because thats when males usaully grow, but apparently people dont understand that and make fun of you for 2 years straight. Then Freshmen year, I really didnt have a girlfriend cause I didnt know any one and ya it was bad, Sophmore year , I Went out With Amanda Elston, Very Perfect girl, but I was stupid and acted stupid and lost my chance of having a perfect girlfriend. Then I went out with This Girl Named Catherine who went to Basha. We went out for almost 6 months and then she Moved to Tenessee , and it sucked. Then Junior year came, and I have Matured since last year thank god and now I can just act some what normal and just be fine with out having a girlfriend. Well sort of, but you know what I mean. Then There are things that I do with my friends. For years I have been making funny films with my friends in Washington, there funny and will make you poop your pants. Then I came to Arizona and Did a little bit of funny videos. Then There is us causing mishchief , in Washington me and My brothers and my friends did some bad stuff, Like throw rocks at houses, at cars, get chased by the Drivers, Streaking , putting things in the street for cars to run over, blow up things. Ya In washington I did my share. Then When I moved to AZ me and My friends would throw things at Cars and go streaking. lol there is this one time We went streaking and the Police got Involved, probably about 5 police cars chasing us, there were 6 of us and I got seperated from them and had to run down Mcqueen Naked and dive into gravel naked just to avoid the cops and hide in the Golf Course naked, the hole thing was just scary.
But ya, Any ways , Just to sum it up. um... Respect me and Ill respect you its pretty easy, so really if you respect me by just who I am, ill instantly be your friend, its really quite simple. I like to work out and run and swim because it helps with my stress, Im not telling you who stresses me out the "MOST" in my damn life, Love any movie, unless it was gay, which means I wont watch it again, But thats rare cause I love movies and by now i know which ones are going to be good and which ones arnt.
Any music ill listen too, seriously, any. Ill eat any thing cause that is in our human nature, and alot of people have lost that ideal, which is to bad, MY most favorite foods is Watermelon and Apple Pie, They give me a Hormonal release any time I see them. I love to laugh, not only cause its easy for me, but also cause its a Natural high, it releases Endorphins to help fight stress and muscle fatigue. Helps with the Formation of T-Cells which help your immune system and to help you get over being sick faster. Its good for your Heart, Lungs, Kidneys, Intestines, Abs, Back. Helps you to have better lung and Oxygen capacity. I can keep going but I think you get the Picture, I hate people who are like," Alex why do you laugh so much you idiot hur hur hur hur". And I just want to say Fuck off, but what good will that do.http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a243/CoyoteUgly480/me/P
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