"It takes a strong man to cry, but it takes a stronger man to laugh at that man." - Jack Handy
I'm a sarcastic egotistical sadist. You should consider that before you hit the "Make a Friend" button.
If you're a musician or band, I will use your promo album as a coaster for my greasy tub of cocoa butter while I cream my aching feet at night. Believe it.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
Anyone who would think befriending a sarcastic egotistical sadist is a good idea. In fact I'd like to meet with you tonight.
