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johnny excess one

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About Me



i like whiskey, guns, and vaginas........
i don't like tequila, meat, and nuts......
i've been known to draw....

i'm usually extremely happy and optimistic, almost to a fault. but if you try to piss on my parade, i'll fucking shoot you in the eye.......

oh yeah, sometimes i touch cat butts.....................

and i lie a lot.......

I edited my profile with Thomas’ Myspace Editor V3.6 !

My Interests

mowing my lawn.....
bushmills irish whiskey......
coloring.....
shooting.....

I'd like to meet:

my future ex-wife....... ....

Music:

tom waits. that is all.....

Movies:

"versus" movies..... alien vs. predator, jason vs. freddy, komodo vs. cobra, godzilla vs. ANYTHING.

clint mansell soundtrack movies.

oh, and anything with skeleton armies or ninjas. ninjas are sweet!!!!!!

Television:

has the gays. except for heroes. it's the greatest show ever......

Books:

tao te ching. the only one you'll ever need.....

Heroes:

the man who invented the vagina.....

My Blog

and...

so, i'm getting sick.stoked.......
Posted by johnny excess one on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 07:30:00 PST

i’m showing my age.....

so, i'm getting older. i realized this once again, not as a direct result of events, but more upon reviewing said events......i went to the bar (the "anker") last night. following my "keno theory" i...
Posted by johnny excess one on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 10:02:00 PST

short version..

so, i need to draw. here's the short version...suresh-hate, cuz he's a giant douche.....claire-love, cuz she stood up to elle. (and she's just f'n hott in general....)monica-demoted, cuz she couldn...
Posted by johnny excess one on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 09:14:00 PST

i’ve never time traveled before.......

so, the funniest line of the season came out last night. (the fact that it came from one-half of the star trek tag-team champs made it priceless.....)and the rest of the episode rocked my socks....i ...
Posted by johnny excess one on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 09:07:00 PST

tonight prediction....

so, i'm stoked to finally get back towards the current storyline, but....i think that noah's gonna try to kill bob.  lotsa witnesses (like claire and suresh...) will think he's going loony when h...
Posted by johnny excess one on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 09:31:00 PST

A or B????

so, which sign is the better indicator of a crappy day coming up.....A. putting toothpaste on your razor (don't worry, i noticed before it went into my mouth)orB. playing air-drums to metallica, with ...
Posted by johnny excess one on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 09:01:00 PST

beginning of the end??? (heroes...)

so, what the fuck happened last night??????worst episode of a series since Buffy did the musical one........about the only perk was seeing the adam/peter thing evolve. it makes sense now. and seeing...
Posted by johnny excess one on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 10:31:00 PST

heroes, cuz im lame......

so i can hardly wait to see in what way west makes me angry tonight. fuckin' pud-whacker.but with my luck, they'll just focus on the bomb, missing time and peter.but no matter what happens, i'm gonna...
Posted by johnny excess one on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 12:44:00 PST

heroes, take 2....

so yesterday i posted to SWEETEST fuckin post ever about heroes. cuz i was SO fuckin stoked about the ending. and then today i just happened to look at my blog, and, well, of course. it never poste...
Posted by johnny excess one on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 08:44:00 PST

ever wish for an apocalypse???

so..... i'm getting more and more disgruntled as the day progresses. thankfully i have Heroes to look forward to, and a post-claire drinkity-drink with brandon....people disappoint me constantly, my...
Posted by johnny excess one on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 09:43:00 PST