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red beef

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people who hate fucking pancakes...those gross doughy shitty flat fucknut cakes; fuck'em

My Blog

you know, 8 years ago

I kinda figured "america just got the president it deserved, this is representative democracy: we are all morons, hypocritical assholes, and ignorant fools." This year, i'm thinking exactly the same t...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Sep 2008 00:09:00 GMT

perception...an excerpt from the new yorker

i'm not feeling like writing a whole treatise myself on perception and patterning from 'impoverished' data sets...so instead i'm lifting this excerpt from Atul Gawande's New Yorker article, 'The Itch'...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Jun 2008 20:42:00 GMT

some non mathematical musings on a mathematical paradox

I sent this msg to a friend on myspace...the original mathematical paradox can be found in wikipedia here...posted it up so that it didn't get deleted from my sent box: it's kinda rough, but i did put...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Jun 2008 17:05:00 GMT

the importance of asking questions

I'm sure that there's more reasons than these...please feel free to come up w/your own reasons (or questions for that matter)....Here's a quick rundown of reasons to ask questions when you don't exact...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:01:00 GMT

file under: death/life....loss...those left behind...change/lack thereof

this is something i wrote someone about....we were talking about well, what's discussed below is what we were talking about, but some of it i forgot to say until later...and this is that part.one thin...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 19:41:00 GMT

advice to a sex starved freaknut

this friend of mine was bitching about the costs of adult friendfinder and running over the idea of hiring a prostitute, but i dropped a gem on him and suggested he just prostitute himself w/some chea...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 00:09:00 GMT

super deep trippy shit

originally wrote this sometime around 11/28/07...frien'a'mine was asking what was the 'highest' branch of mathematics...one of her friends hit her back w/a text msg saying 'euclidean geometry', which ...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 00:18:00 GMT

skin products

i've got oily greasy skin...i don't need lotion, i need chalk dust to keep my shirt from slipping off. ashy people can shake my hand and then rub themselves down w/that single handshake: it's a fuckin...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 15:14:00 GMT

the importance of being cool

it's always good to feel cooler, especially considering you have to work in a sweatbox.....u should bottle that extra cool so that you can be lame around the house w/the AC on and then cool out when y...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:32:00 GMT

rewind: rant from july

more fucking verbal vanitybut porcelain is not as easy to clean as say, stainless steel. Thinking of getting a prison toilet when i need to replace the one of currently got: maybe i'll get it chromed ...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 15:06:00 GMT