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Callahan

About Me

I'm a cat, and shorter than most folks. I probably like you, but screw you anyway. I'm five, I think, and my parents are divorced. I live with my dad who never feeds me.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

tuna, lots of tuna. bare feet. mice. ninja. also, I'm not scared of big dogs, by the way.