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About Me

I eat a lot of Doritos. I DJ badly. MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I am currently writing a movie about a pimp who has an extremely large stable of whores. His top whore gets tired of indulging in sexual favours for $$$$ and plots her pimps murder. Snoop Dogg (my favourite rapper) will have a bit part. Thats all I have at the moment, but I'd like to meet anyone that can finance my project. Or teach me how to use a yoyo.

Music:

Turbonegro

Movies:

silly rabbit, tricks are for kids

Television:

silly rabbit, tricks are for kids

Books:

Uncanny X Men issue 275

Heroes:

JANET STREET PORTER

My Blog

Black dont crack

I dunno why the NME let me write this shit. My spelling sucks ass.
Posted by LIKE, TOTALLY on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 06:00:00 PST

The bitch gave me crabs

Mirror mirror, who's the fairest? Tricked a buck fifty on that horse and carriage Must admit, nothing like these carats Them hoes holla back just like they parrots Down to the watches, alligator strap...
Posted by LIKE, TOTALLY on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 04:14:00 PST

I am very well read

I like books. Especially the ones with pruddy pictures and shit. On the road to ritches and diamond rings. Real niggaz do real things....
Posted by LIKE, TOTALLY on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 10:47:00 PST

First homosexual encounter

There was this one time at band camp
Posted by LIKE, TOTALLY on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 12:02:00 PST