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About Me

i'm young, rich and beautiful. oh wait, you want the truth right? okay, i'm 32, not rich and as for beautiful, all you have to do is look at the pics and see i'm not, although some people like to lie and tell me i am and you know who you are . i don't have any kids (look at the commercial further down the page to see why)except for my dog lucky that is an attention whore, but I still love him. i absolutely HATE with the passion of a 1,000 suns mai tai's and suffering bastards....trust me on this, don't try them. although i do suggest trying liquid zanex, it's quite yummy and such a pretty blue color. there is so much more to me and i'm too lazy to type it all out, so i leave the rest a mystery.

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You Are a Blueberry Margarita
Honestly, there's no one quite like you. And believe it or not, most people think that's a bad thing!
You're open, wild, friendly, wacky, and tons of fun. You have a big personality... and a big heart. What Flavor Margarita Are You?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

i would love to just hang out with johnny depp for one day. as for reality, i love to meet people who can make me laugh. What kind of Witch are you? ( Witch BEAUTIFULL Anime + Normal pictures)
You are a Moon Witch. Beautifull, mysterious and always changing. You love to honour the moon and see as one of the few persons her true beauty.
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My Blog

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ever wonder how idiots function on a daily basis?  i do and would love to know how they do it.
Posted by on Fri, 04 May 2007 23:12:00 GMT

words to think about

why do people buy a book with a bright and shiny cover if the pages inside are blank, when the next book over with the plain white cover contains the greatest story they will ever read?
Posted by on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 20:57:00 GMT

mental note to self

never suck on a sugar daddy candy if you have a tongue ring.
Posted by on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 16:09:00 GMT