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Karl

Can't, Too Freaked-Out

About Me


killyourfamily.net

My Interests

Fix your contractions. Unless you're dumb, then just fix that.

I'd like to meet:


Loads of working stiffs.

Music:

"I'm tired," I said.
"You always look tired," she said.
"I'm admired," I said.
"You always look tired," she said.

Movies:

"Marvel at your new baby. Adopt me and I'll sing."

Television:

We will always have our memories.

Books:

( Empirical Proof on the Existence of Books )

Heroes:

My Parents for keeping at it for 30 years and my Nan for being a wonderful woman her whole life.

My Blog

Video Begat Everything

Link to the YoutubeLink to the Blog ...
Posted by Karl on Tue, 02 Sep 2008 01:09:00 PST

Dubstep Lovers Watch This!!!!!

Dubstep Massive!!!
Posted by Karl on Sat, 26 Jul 2008 11:48:00 PST

Obama is...

Obama [email protected] can trust me, just go there.http://killyourfamily.net/2008/04/03/im-feeling-revolu tionary-today/...
Posted by Karl on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 02:55:00 PST

BRB

Check my blog (KillYourFamily.net) for occasional posts, text me, or call me. I’m not on Myspace much these days.??Until next month... or the next.
Posted by Karl on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 09:18:00 PST

Some New Pictures

I went back up to Seattle again and just put up a few new pictures on my 476ad account.Peep 'em http://476ad.com/justlikebefore.Also new updates on http://killyourfamily.net
Posted by Karl on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 09:28:00 PST

I Wrote You A Story

No, not you. Yes, you.http://killyourfamily.net/2007/12/11/brown-comforter/
Posted by Karl on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 08:04:00 PST

Kill Your Family

http://killyourfamily.netNew Post
Posted by Karl on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 11:39:00 PST

The Parking Situation at the Movie Theatre

It's under control, for push-prams at least. Don't fret.I asked and they do not valet for you. Why are there about 20 or more strollers in the lobby of the theatre, you may ask? "Bee Movie." "Bee M...
Posted by Karl on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 08:45:00 PST

Night Riding

I couldn't sleep last night, so I thought a night bike ride to the 24-hour drug store was in order. I only needed glucosamine and to expend that restless energy.The security guard followed me around ...
Posted by Karl on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 02:48:00 PST

Formula to Cure Unrequited Love

"Mad Lib for a Love Letter"Here's the key:1 Name of your love2 An emotion3 Pet name you once used for an ex4 Kind of animal5 Kind of literature (poem, novella etc.)Sign your name, send away, and wait ...
Posted by Karl on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 10:26:00 PST