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Jacob

I am here for Dating

About Me

Layout made by xRocMaJox at CreateBlog.com .The Life of me..the cone
My life was one of great dispair and torture. Until one day my saviours came to rescue me. It all started on the 10th of June...Carluke galaday on Belstane Rd, where they found me cold, lonely and without anyone to love me.
My mammy goes by thee name of Sarah. She was the one who took me out of the cold ( although it was rather warm indeed ) and took me into her home ( well.....Davids car )
I was made a very happy cone on the day of ; Saturday the 17th of June when my family went on an adventure to ye olde Tesco in aid to get fruit. But with their fruit they brought me the source of my smile and one rather funkilicious purple pen to make me smile.
You will usually see me sporting one rather ace tie along with my reflective jacket which makes the girls amazed with my dazzling appearance.
Oh yeah...and my hat is amazing..New Zealand all the way i say!
Shame about that damn fake tan they gave me in boots though......YOU KNOW WHEN YOU'VE BEEN TANGOED!!
Anyway thats my life so far, i am hoping to have a staring role in the band "Pale kids with daisy chains" soon and i expect big things in my life with my new family.
I love you all..
And to my fans.....muchos Love my friends!
Jacob the cone!

My Interests

Driving about with Sarah David Aunty Holly n Uncle Toph and sometimes Aunty Ashley, Uncle Scott, Uncle James and Uncle Ally come.

I'd like to meet:

A nice girl cone!

Music:

Pale kids with daisy chains.

Television:

Bob the Builder

Books:

The Highway Code