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Just expect me when you least expect me-Monk

Getting the workers to vote republican is like getting the chickens to vote for Colonel Sanders.-Ros

About Me



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I am a fun loving, attractive, nice, funny, and most of all a lady's man. LOL. Nah I am a fat, lazy, sorta funny, and very ugly. But hey I am ok with that. I like Ozzy, like alot. And The Crow, and Mick Foley the professional wrestler. And I love the show Roseanne.

My Interests

I like playing video games. Watching movies and anime. And watching wrestling.

I'd like to meet:

Ozzy, Mick Foley, and Brandon Lee. And most of all Nick Goodwin. And Nick I am still following you. LOL. Isn't that awesome. LOL laugh out loud but I don't need to say that. All you computer junkies know what I am talking about.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Ben
Birthday: 1/22/89
Birthplace: Lincoln, NE
Current Location: Scottsbluff, NE
Eye Color: green(I think)
Hair Color: black(right now)
Height 6'3''
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: meh, European Mut
The Shoes You Wore Today: LOAFERS MOTHER FUCKER!!!
Your Weakness: I dont know
Your Fears: I dont know
Your Perfect Pizza: mushroom
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Nothing this year but survive
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: HOW GOES IT!!!
Thoughts First Waking Up: IT CANT BE MORNING!!!
Your Best Physical Feature: nothing
Your Bedtime: who knows I dont
Your Most Missed Memory: happiness(how emo is that)
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: burger king
Single or Group Dates: group
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: no preference
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate(no contest)
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino I guess
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: ALL OF THE FUCKING GODDAMN MOTHER FUCKING KUNT ASSHOLE TIME!!!
Do you Sing: yeees
Do you Shower Daily: most of the time
Have you Been in Love: I think so but who knows
Do you want to go to College: yes
Do you want to get Married: maybe
Do you belive in yourself: no
Do you get Motion Sickness: yes even when I'm not moving (explain this to me)
Do you think you are Attractive: about as much as a dead mutilated rabbit
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: My mom. My dad can burn in hell for all I care
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: bass guitar...so that would be a yes(sorry dont know how to read I gues)
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I dont think so (but maybe)
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no it is hard though
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no(but I want to mother fucker. I am on a diet)
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no(I want to try it)
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes( I think)
In the past month have you been Dumped: yes (then they went on to my friend ain't that fuckin great)
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no (the water doesn't deserve that)
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: not that I can think of I am not really a theif
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: no (but I want to)
Ever been Beaten up: no (I am 6'4" 305 lbs. come on)
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: That really is a tough one
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: singer, actor, writer, and most of all succeed at something
What country would you most like to Visit: Rome
In a Boy/Girl..
Favorite Eye Color: blue
Favorite Hair Color: black or blue
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: doesn't matter
Weight: who cares
Best Clothing Style: who knows
Number of Drugs I have taken: like 2
Number of Piercings: none sadly
Number of Tattoos: none sadly
Number of things in my Past I Regret: too many to count

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Music:

I favorite musician is Ozzy. I like Alice Cooper, System of a Down, Lacuna Coil, Slipknot, and Marilyn Manson. There is a lot more.

Movies:

The Crow is my favorite movie. I like Tommy Boy, Phantom of the Opera, Moulin Rouge, and Batman Returns.

Television:

Roseanne is my favorite t.v. show. I like most kinds of shows though.

Books:

Pet Semetary was amazing. I like biographies to. Like some of Ozzy and Shawn Micheals.

Heroes:

Ozzy, Mick Foley, Brandon Lee and Roseanne.

My Blog

Wow! I aint don dis in fo eva!

Well here I am updating everyone on my life. (Acting like someone cares). why am I doing this? I dont know? But I do know things are... ok now. I am at peace with the world... or at least for now I am...
Posted by Just expect me when you least expect me-Monk on Wed, 30 May 2007 07:20:00 PST

Things aren't good but what can I say

This year has been hell. I hope the next to be much better. I fear it won't though. I have done decent in speech team so far but I fear it will be a repeat of last year, place at the begining and die ...
Posted by Just expect me when you least expect me-Monk on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 12:03:00 PST

Life

To be open minded is great. Not many are. The world is full of bigotry and all kinds of predudice. Not just racism. Although that is a main one. The country America, what is it. I feel it might be one...
Posted by Just expect me when you least expect me-Monk on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 03:44:00 PST