KaTzEnJaMmEr - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Besides the basic who and where which you can find over to the left, I guess there's a few things I can tell you about myself.
A few of my personality traits: I seem to have a dry, sarcastic sense of humor. I like to find humor in everyday things. There aren't too many people I don't get along with. If I don't get along with someone, they must really suck. I have a very diverse group of friends.
I like to meet new people, but am generally shy at first...does this make sense?
If you believe that UFO's and aliens have visited our planet, please do not talk to me. Ever. Go get some help.
I love beer. 99% of them, anyways.
I'm ENGAGED to be married to my number one MySpace friend, Vamps, whom I MET on here! YAY baby! You may notice...she lives in Australia. Yep, I'm moving there in about three months. We plan to come back to the USA for our wedding/honeymoon. We will keep you all updated as more details arise.
Why am I on MySpace? To meet interesting new people and stay in touch with old pals.
Okay, enough about me, tell me about you. I'm always game for a fun intelligent chat.

My Interests

Computing, dining out, time with friends, poker, outdoors, cooking, movies, beer, laughing, and relaxing.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet someone who can tell me what that smell is. I smell it, and I don't know what it is. Would also like to meet someone who can lick their own elbow.

Hey dummy, you gotta back up from your screen to read the message above. DUH!!

Music:

I enjoy a very wide variety of music. I think it all depends on what you are doing that makes the music sound good. I mainly like rock/alternative & classic rock, but don't be surprised to find me listening to Sinatra or Nelly.

Movies:

Action, adventure, horror, comedy. Not much into sci-fi or sappy romance flicks (only because I don't want to be caught watching one).

Television:

Comedy Central, some Discovery channel shows, I mostly stick to movie channels when I decide to watch TV.

Books:

Not much of a reader, so I'm not going to try and impress you by putting a book I read 10 years ago in here. Do magazines count? Maxim is great.

Heroes:

My mom and sister, the two greatest women I know!! (And they both know how to cook REALLY good too!!)

My Blog

I actually wrote this....

I actually wrote this. It was a condition of applying for a Visa to live and work in Australia. **names may have been changed to protect privacy**My Statement Of Why I Desire To Marry Ms. Amanda *** *...
Posted by KaTzEnJaMmEr on Mon, 21 May 2007 08:54:00 PST

Crazy Family

So yeah, I posted a questionnaire bulletin, and my uncle Olon and aunt Christine, known to all of you as "The Williams" decided to reply to it...and I just HAD to share this with everyone. My family i...
Posted by KaTzEnJaMmEr on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 12:34:00 PST

What In The World Is Katzenjammer

(definition according to "World Wide Words")"A hangover; anxiety or jitters; a discordant clamour." "In the sense of a hangover, this word was known in the US from the middle 1840s. It was taken from...
Posted by KaTzEnJaMmEr on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 11:49:00 PST

I'm Not Your Typical Dude

Okay, I apologize if anyone gets offended by this blog. And if any member of my family reads it I will be very embarassed. On the other hand, I am going to be 30 years old next week and have had a goo...
Posted by KaTzEnJaMmEr on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 03:50:00 PST

Ten More Annoying Things

Ten More Annoying Things1. Overweight people under the age of 50 driving around in electric scooters for no other reason than being overweight. I might not be a doctor, but maybe if you walked around ...
Posted by KaTzEnJaMmEr on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 12:15:00 PST

A to Z of Me

A - Age : 29B - Band listening to right now : System of a DownC - Career in future: Not sure, teaching college would be cool, but that means more schooling. D - Dad's name: Anthony (same as me)E - Eas...
Posted by KaTzEnJaMmEr on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 11:40:00 PST

Ten Things That Annoy Me

Top ten things that annoy me, that I can think of right now anyway, in no particular order. This is for entertainment purposes only and I am not responsible for accidents.1. Cell phones...
Posted by KaTzEnJaMmEr on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 04:44:00 PST