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Christopher

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About Me

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I am a young, supple, 28-year old boy who makes a fine living selling pillow insurance to wealthy homeowners and torturing rats for information on world events. I live in a roomy, 18th century loft nestled in the loving bowels of my parents basement. I own a white van with black-tinted windows and a keg in the back that you'll usually find parked in-front of the local high school. I like long walks, driving aimlessly, and the sound squirrels make when you eat their young. If I could be anywhere in the world it would be right here, in your room, right behind you. I love reading, re-enacting suicide notes with puppets I make from scratch, and bobbing for apples on non-holidays. I am a generally generous and optimistic person who hates doing things for other people and suffers from severe depression. I have a shirt that says "I'm A Winner!" and I usually believe what I read.

My Interests

My interests include downloading internet pornography, writing bad checks, self-abasement, and drinking hard-liquor then blaming my self-inflicted problems on imaginary conspiracies involving my close friends. I also like bike-riding and sailing.

I'd like to meet:

My clone although I honestly belive we would end up killing each other in an ironic twist of fate.

Movies:

300, Man Bites Dog, Lilo & Stich, The Outlaw Josey Wales, Sleepy Hollow, A Clockwork Orange, Full Metal Jacket, Das Experiement, Star Wars, The Adams Family, Bridge Over the River Kwai, Laurence of Arabia, High Plains Drifter, MST3K the Movie, Kill Bill 1&2, Ghost Dog, and whatever the last movie I saw was.

Television:

It is important that you know- gangs are a myth perpetrated by the liberal elite to demean and demoralize the working class.

Books:

The Book of the New Sun, SK's Dark Tower Series, Ender's Game, Wheel of Time saga, The Stand, How to Use Blackmail to Win Friends and Influence People.

Heroes:

Severian

My Blog

Tom as the Man Crying Inside

Is it just me or does Tom (everyone knows Tom) seem a little too self-satisfied? I mean there he is, casually looking over his shoulder like we just walked in a suprised him downloading porn or some d...
Posted by Christopher on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Some Expert Advice

Due to present legal considerations, I am forced to reveal to you, my non-existent public and yet-to-be adoring readers that I have transcended my mortal imperfections and have become... an expert. ...
Posted by Christopher on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I do as I'm told

At the subtle urging of my dear friend and sister-in-arms Kate, I find myself here, at a strange new "Internet Friends" site. My cynical half thinks this is yet another fruitless, time wasting destrac...
Posted by Christopher on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST