I'd like to meet:
Freddy Mercury, Dime Bag Darrell, Vinnie Paul, Ben Folds, Jack Black, Darren Malkian, 'E' from the Eels, Maynard James Keenan and Josh Homme. To help me finally write a half decent song! / The Gruffalo of guildford, even tho she scares the bejesus out of me! David Dickinson, coz he's a funny orange dude! But he does look a little like judith charmers bum hole, dont u think? :S ...judith charmers bum hole eww... wish u were here?... no thanx judith, im staying put! haha / Pocoyo, coz he rocks my socks off! And all the gang... including sleepy bird so i can make tommy s jealous! / Kelly Brooke... need i explain this one?! / That Debbie woman off quizmania so i can slap her and tell her to wear actual clothes... not a different coloured bodice for every night of the week! its not babe station u stupid bimbo! / ...Oh and greggles from quizmania... cant slap one and not the other. How did he get a job on tv?!... he has a face for radio! / And finally the lil gypsy who keeps stealing the same hub cap off my car! u've stolen the same one 5 times u cunni linguist! u've got a whole bloody set! now u can steal a car to go with them and get a life! But i only wanna meet that person if they are bouncing off my bonnet on the M25.