The Music Of My Life |
"After Hours" by We Are ScientistsThis door is always openThis door is always openNo one has the guts to shut us outBut if we have to go nowI guess there's always hope thatSome place will be serving a...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Mar 2009 16:23:00 GMT |
Blavod - Black Vodka |
Have you ever tried this stuff?Its black colored vodka that is super smooth and tastes just like regular vodka. I tried it last night at my friend's house. My friend brought it to me in a glass with i...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Mar 2009 10:22:00 GMT |
Observation on Mondays |
My friend said to me this morning: "Man, Mondays suck dick." And of course I agreed. But then after we got off the phone I started to think about that statement...Since when has getting your dick suck...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Mar 2009 07:44:00 GMT |
Ah, MySpace... |
Hello kids,Its been a long time since I wrote a blog from the depths of my soul. Lately I've been taking the lazy way out and posting articles and pics that I found funny or interesting. Well I figure...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Mar 2009 05:46:00 GMT |
DAAAAAMMMN!! |
Rihanna got a serious asswhoopin! Wow!My letter to Chris Brown:Chris,Dude. Seriously. Was it worth it? I mean, I know women can push your buttons sometimes, but shit! You beat her like you caught her ...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Feb 2009 06:10:00 GMT |
Dear. Sweet. Jesus. |
Octopussy - right before she exploded with her filthy little spawn.Seriously? I mean seriously?Please, someone shoot this bitch before she decides to go for more.XOXO - TheJake
Posted by on Fri, 13 Feb 2009 04:37:00 GMT |
WTF is wrong with you people?! |
8 Beheaded in India Wedding Dispute "PATNA,India(Feb.11)-Eigh tmembers of a mans poverty-ridden family were shot and beheaded before their bodies were thrown into a river in eastern India after he se...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Feb 2009 10:00:00 GMT |
Obama's Can of Whoop-Ass |
...opened up on the GOP!THIS is why I voted for Obama! He gets all worked up, ditches the teleprompter and goes off!And even without a professionally written scripted speech he makes sense and sounds ...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Feb 2009 06:35:00 GMT |
For my Michigan homies... |
Every time Matt Millen's mug showed up duringthe Super Bowl pregame show on Channel 4, they ran a scroll at the bottom of the screen that read:"Matt Millen was president of the Lions for the worsteigh...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Feb 2009 06:34:00 GMT |
DAMN YOU DHARMA! |
I bet the fucker had a Dharma collar on it too!"(Feb. 2) - The last place scientists expected to find the fossil of afreshwater, tropical turtle was in the Arctic. But they did.The discovery, detailed...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Feb 2009 08:14:00 GMT |
